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Dom Mart
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since 1999-08-17

Posts 164
Florida

0 posted 2003-01-13 09:59 AM

There's a special place in Limbo
Where lost pounds congregate,
A place that's warm and comfy
For them to pass the time and wait.

And when a decent interval,
In the course of time has passed,
The displaced pounds erupt with joy:
They're returning home at last.

Home to belly, home to chin.
Home to hips and derriere.
One by one, they all return.
Pounds are packed in everywhere.

And so the cycle starts again.
Alas, the cycle never ends,
In fact,it just keeps getting worse,
Because some pounds return with friends.

RSWells
Member Elite

since 2001-06-17

Posts 2533

1 posted 2003-01-13 10:30 AM

Sounds like Houston or a remake of "The Blob." Scary stuff.

[This message has been edited by RSWells (01-13-2003 11:14 PM).]

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2003-01-13 12:43 PM

LOL... Been there, done that. A fun read. Thanks for the laugh.

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

3 posted 2003-01-13 12:45 PM

This is hysterical!

...I'm giggling...

Dom Mart
Member

since 1999-08-17

Posts 164
Florida

4 posted 2003-01-14 06:14 AM

Thanks to all for your comments on "Fat City," a place from which many would love to escape.

Denise

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since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

5 posted 2003-01-14 11:11 AM

ROFL

Oh, Dom, this is wonderfully hilarious!!

winston
Member

since 2002-12-19

Posts 204
NW of Eden

6 posted 2003-01-14 11:32 AM

ah really likes the riming of "derriere" with "everywhere". Good read.

"am a tourist not a terrorist, don't shoot, cause we are all on a journey to God" Michak

enchantingvamp
Member

since 2002-12-21

Posts 214
Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas!

7 posted 2003-01-14 02:31 PM

rotf I'm thinking that my extra pounds return with family, friends, distant cousins, the guy they met at the supermarket, its like they pick pals up on the streets and say " hey man, we know this place to have a GREAT party, come on ova! "

but I've got the little suckers this time, found some new diet pills on ebay that said you could lose up to 30lbs a month, hey, I'm on week 2 and I've lost 12....so take that you pounds of fat & friends * sticks tongue out *

Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

8 posted 2003-01-14 02:53 PM

Ugh!!! Cute poem, but I sure don't like the thought of them bringing friends home with them.........HeeHee!!

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

WhiteRose
Member Elite

since 2002-07-23

Posts 3208
somebody's dungeon

9 posted 2003-01-14 02:56 PM

oh no, and they're bringing friends too. That's it, I'm moving so they won't be able to find me.

This is really cute, and not, at the same time

[This message has been edited by WhiteRose (01-14-2003 02:56 PM).]

The Lonely Stranger
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since 1999-06-18

Posts 361
Upstate, NY, USA

10 posted 2003-01-14 03:08 PM

Oh what a whimsical, fun read ... kudos to you for a fun read. Thanks for sharing

... There is no normal life Wyatt, just life ... so live!

[This message has been edited by The Lonely Stranger (01-14-2003 03:18 PM).]

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

11 posted 2003-01-15 12:59 PM

oh my...lol...rolling herre...this is so CUTE! I really enjoyed this Dom.

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

12 posted 2003-01-15 08:05 PM

Dom,
So nice to see you posting here again. I've always enjoyed your wit and humor. Packed on a "few" myself over the holidays. What's a good weight for a Moose? 1200 lbs or so?
Oh well, back to the nuts and berries, maybe a little swamp grass and tree bark. Got any good recipes?
P.S. Tell their "friends" to get lost!
Doc

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