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serenity blaze
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0 posted 12-04-2003 04:27 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Hmmm.

type type type

Nope.

Backspace.

Tapping fingers...hmmm...



Okay! You go first!



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1 posted 12-04-2003 04:53 PM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Tease...
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2 posted 12-04-2003 06:23 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Sounds more like serenity's in(ter)active journal!
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3 posted 12-04-2003 08:11 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

enter active?

(well I can dream, can't I?)

sigh...

what did the two of you do today? I already know my story.

Seriously, tho. If you don't like today, tell me what you dreamed last night...
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4 posted 12-04-2003 08:20 PM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Funny you should ask.  
I dreamed that I was drowning.  Woke myself up, holding my breath.  Which reminded me of the time I almost drowned when I was seven.  But that's another story.  
Next...
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5 posted 12-04-2003 08:26 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good boy this year, so I hope you'll see fit to give me the only present I'm asking for: an address list of all the girls who've been naughty!

Signed,

Chris


[This message has been edited by Christopher (12-04-2003 08:26 PM).]

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6 posted 12-04-2003 11:05 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Duncan dreams of drowning?

hmmm...duncan...duncan...DUNKIN'!

this could be very significant. or? shrug.

NOT.



and hey you, Christopher? first gimme a hug and kiss, and then you'll have to settle for half my number, as I was only naughty for half the year. Then I got tired.

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7 posted 12-05-2003 10:49 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Ahhh, come on Karen.  I'm snowed in with the psycho blonde and could REALLY use a colorful distraction...tell us a story!!!!
Please...
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8 posted 12-05-2003 11:21 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

"tell me a story" sheesh.

You sound like somebody we know.

Hmmm...

scratchin' my head.

I'm thinking maybe I should have put this journal in Grok.

I'll try to think of one that's pg.

(And stop wagging yer tail. That's so annoying.)
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9 posted 12-05-2003 11:26 AM       View Profile for Paula Finn   Email Paula Finn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paula Finn

Chris what makes you think we have been naughty (hastily hiding the whips and leather oh uh GEESH)

Serenity...if you start telling stories you better post them in adult LOL
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10 posted 12-05-2003 11:58 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Sitting patiently.
Not wagging.
Not begging.
Not whining.
Not yet...
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11 posted 12-05-2003 05:27 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

It's snowing...
I'm whining...
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12 posted 12-05-2003 05:32 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

okay, Dunc, because I'm feeling basically lazy today, I'll share a story I've told to a couple of Pip members already, and I don't believe it's one that I've posted on these boards before. But since I recently sorted through my closet and discovered the only thing missing was the size spacers on department store racks I thought I'd share this one with ya. Let's just call it:

The Demise of My Too-Lawge-Drawse


I think the year was 1994. I had my children 18 months apart, and being fairly destitute, I applied for the government commodities program for help with formula for the kids, and all the various extras. Including--ta da!--welfare cheese! nodding here, you guessed it, two babies, two years and welfare cheese--yep, my weight ballooned to mumble-mumble. I really didn't pay much attention to the weight gain, nor did I notice that as my children began to walk and run, so did I--and the pounds just melted off without my paying too much attention.

Flash forward to carnival, of that same year, 1994. One of my favorite parades (Alla) rolls near my mother's home, and I had acquired a double stroller for safety's sake for my children for the sole purpose of attending parades. (With room for a small ice chest left over too!) The streets were blocked, allowing pedestrians to walk in the street to the parade route. While I was walking, I felt a sudden rush of breeze, and yep, my too-lawge-drawse had fallen to my ankles beneath my crepe maxi skirt.

Hmmm. What to do? I'm surrounded by hundreds of people in broad daylight, and I really didn't want to draw attention to my plight by stopping to pull them up, nor did I want to fight the damned things for three hours while I did my Mardi Gras thang. So? I simply stepped out of them casually and continued walking. I was a bit amused, naturally, and my friend wondered what on earth I was snickering about, so I turned around and discreetly pointed them out to her, explaining what had happened.

"you mean you're just going to leave them there?"

Um, why not? After all, I pointed out, they don't fit.

But then my unnatural paranoia got the best of me, and I began to sweat a bit, convinced that someone would come along and KNOW they belonged to me.

(*chuckle* My sister said, "Yeah, right Karen. Someone was going to come along and say to their buddy, 'look, there's a pair of panties.' and the buddy would reply, 'OMG, those are Karen's!" )

sigh. Okay, so I'm a little paranoid.

But then it occurred to me, that this IS New Orleans, and one of the most popular throws from the floats of our illustrious parades is--PANTIES!

I paled in horror, thinking of some proud drunk waving my underwear in the air like a trophy and decided that no, I couldn't have that. (Not in public, anyway--wicked grin.)

So I very casually pushed the stroller back to where they were sadly abandoned, and kicked them discreetly into the gutter on the curb.

So there you have it, Dunc. That's the demise of my "too lawge drawse".

Your turn. Tell me, do you have some interesting stories regarding your underwear?

C'mon. "Throw me somethin' mister!"

[This message has been edited by serenity blaze (12-06-2003 03:44 PM).]

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13 posted 12-05-2003 06:19 PM       View Profile for darkness_witch   Email darkness_witch   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for darkness_witch

since we're on the whole story telling level:

this should dampen your moods:


My heart an open wound
Lost and broken I’ll find you near
Though pain is resistance
I can’t find a reason to let go

Bleeding and reaching toward the light
This pain is all I can see
But life is just too confusing to fight…

So wipe my eyes

Hold me close
Let me feel your bleeding betrayal
Let me show you what real pain feels like
Let me cry on your pillow

Lying and crying I seek my right
This hunger is taking over
But love is just too confusing to fight…

So wipe my eyes

Taste my mind with filthy curiosity
Rearrange my heart
Close your eyes to shield the light
Of electric hate and blinding regret

Hiding and struggling through the frozen night
This hate is suffocating me
But everything’s just too confusing to fight…

So wipe my eyes.
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14 posted 12-05-2003 07:01 PM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Thanks Karen!!!
It wasn't easy (given my snowed in situation) but I was patient and ya didn't dissapoint me.
So, you want a story back?  Gimme a few (days, weeks), I'll see what I can come up with.  Though our buddy tells me that I tend to just spit 'em out, without much thought to detail.  We'll see...
And thanks again.  I do love stories.     
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15 posted 12-05-2003 08:31 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

darkness_witch? welcome to my little world, where both damp and spirits abound!

I especially liked the part about filthy curiousity.

And tsk...Dunc? you'd better get back in here--you don't think I'd let ya get off that easily, do ya?
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16 posted 12-06-2003 11:38 AM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Your turn. Tell me, do you have some interesting stories regarding your underwear?


Umm...hee hee hee..I do. This actually has happened to me more than once, which makes me think I must slow down a couple of paces.
Anyway, throughout the day I felt that my undies were abit uncomfortable and yet in another way...a reminder of another time. In the evening I decided to have a bubble bath and when I stripped off(had to use that term to make this more exciting), my undies, I realized with much embarrassment and wonderment, that the cotton crotch was on my hip!! Somehow I had managed to put my undies on sideways! Now, you are probably wondering what type of memory this brought back to me.....well, years ago(not that many thankyou!)there were not any cotton crotches in undies, you just felt the silkiness against your....err...umm....they weren't made that way. Ah, yes, the good old days.     Karen....did this make any sense at all? Did I ruin your thread? I hope not. If anyone thinks this is easy to do - wear your crotch on your hip - I dare ya to try it!! I'll just go now. hee hee..bye, Chris
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Ya know Karen...being Chris's sister and all..well, not 'and all'..but you know what I mean..I can vouch for her that this really happened. I think that it's because when she was younger she took English riding lessons.  
Don't they ride side saddle?
Hence the crotch on the hip syndrome.

Moi?  Don't ask Chris pleeeeease!!!

Okay...there was this time I was staying at a swanky motel and was in the whirlpool with a ton of people..water was so hot it melted the elastic in the legs of my swimsuit..
Guess I was quite a sight when I climbed out..

Okay Karen...tell us another story.
Pleeeease.

This is your journal.
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18 posted 12-06-2003 01:50 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

grins at Chris--YEP--it's easy to do--especially with those french cut panties!

and I've solved the pantie problem--I just quit wearing 'em.

(Okay, okay, I wear 'em when my kids have sleepovers--sheesh. )

And more stories? hmmm...I'll have to rifle through the files a bit--this story-telling bit seems to come to me more naturally when I am hijacking someone else's thread.

(and Ronnie Baby, I've been trying to behave--I swear I didn't know there was an etiquette about that--sheesh and sheesh again.)



So..somebody ask me a question? There's a lot stuff to be mined in my mind that I have forgotten I still remember. (huh?)

nod.

coffee.

brb.
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19 posted 12-07-2003 12:56 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Gee, I  didn't know you were in ter active, what else are you in ter?
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20 posted 12-07-2003 01:15 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

rupted?

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..rogatory?
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esting

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galactic...



Hey Karen, now this is an interactive journal! I have enjoyed your wonderful story and witty chat! It has been about six years since I've been down to N'Owleans, so that's how it is down there now! Got any stories from the Atchafalaya Basin to share to us? I have long been fascinated with that Cajun wonderland, it feels like South of Eden to me! Just read a Smithsonian article about it the other day, by golly, they must save the crawfish plantations, what is real Cajun culture without the crawfish and the McIlhennys?



Hey, if I ever got my Philippe Mr. Ernewein on here, he'd have a heck of a lot of good Louisiana stories to tell on and on about! Three years ago I got to witness my first ever King Cake encounter with him, and he happened to get the plastic baby in his piece! Hey, how did that whole tradition start anyway? Everyone just wants the baby!



From the mountains to the bayou, I send clearwater hugs just for you!



Love,
Noah Eaton

"You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20

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24 posted 12-08-2003 03:19 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Hey Noah sweetie! It's kind of you to drop in (I see from YOUR journal you have more of a life to report than I)

and thanks for generous comments, as this was interactive journal thing was your baby to begin with (here at Pip anyway)

and speaking of babies, I believe the baby in the king cake started out as a golden bean with the krewe of Rex--but I'll check it out and report back to you.

and I've yet another baby to report too.

(calm down people, the journal has not become that interactive. )

Saturday night, when that cold front came pushing through here, we found a little surprise on our porch. A puppy.

That's right.

A puppy. On the porch.

A porch puppy.

So of course, I said, "Damn, Duncan, you look like you could use a bath and a bite to eat!"

smile.

He's sleeping peacefully on MY pillow right now too. (sans underwear, Dunc! *giggle*)

But--
he's a mixed breed terrier type, blonde, which is kind of rare for terriers, and is excellent at begging.

He's truly a sweetie tho, but obviously spoiled and accustomed to being doted on (any similarities are entirely coincidental, Dunc, )

So...tomorrow I'll look for his mommy/owner.

I usually just ask the mailman. They always seem to know.

But oh yes, he's a little heartbreaker--and housebreaker! (growls with winks)



g'nite sweet poets. (serenity types quietly as terriers have excellent hearing...)
 
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