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Just Another Day At The Bar
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Just Another Day At The Bar |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sitting in my motel room, (LongJohn's right next door) Nearly going crazy, Really getting bored. LongJohn and I went downstairs, To guzzle down some beer Saw two fat guys and a pretty girl, Sitting very near. They got up and left, Only a moment passed, I walked over to their table, And touched the mouth of her wine glass. LongJohn followed me, After downing his last sip, When he approached the table, He stole the waiter's tip. [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-21-2002 12:58 PM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, You don't care who you antagonize. Funny enjoyed the read. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
So, self-proclaiming to be the more romantic of the two? Somehow, I thought I saw through the disguise... clever, clever man... |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL I needed to be cheered up on this rainy day. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hi Toe...cute you are! |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Toe, I'm always glad to see your name, I know I'm in for a treat.  Nan |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Toe, it is good that the two of you are friends.... You are?? Right??? What a trip ... you and LJ and 'Deer are definitely the Three Antagoneers.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Yanno, Toe... I wish you wouldn't be telling stories like this. *G* Lorelei's been trying desperately to get LJA into Kleptomaniacs Anonymous... and do I really need for every gal in this place to know just how romantic you really are??? LOL This is wonderful, sweets... didja at least warn him that the waiter's name is Bruno? LOL |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Mr.Toe, I don't know which of you is the guiltiest thief... you for stealing the dregs of her drink, or Longjohn for stealing the tip... but you'd better stay on your toes, because there's a chipmunk with a camera who will snap your pic, as soon as you screw up... for more info....please see Gotcha! Lyra |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe...you are SO cute! ...and also very romantic! ~HUGS~ ~Somewhere in my heart I'm always |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ You got me chuckling over this one~ But ... hmmmmm ? .... isn't that what you usually do ?  *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
ROFL I just did a bar poem,but I think I'll save it for a few days now Sandra |
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Purple Poet On Wheels Member
since 2002-06-21
Posts 145Pittsburgh/Edinboro, PA |
Makes me think of Dave Matthewa |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yep, that's what he does alright. If you had looked closer, Toe, you woulda seen him scrape gum from under the table and stick it in his mouth!  |
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Goodknight Member Elite
since 2002-06-15
Posts 2386Ohio, USA |
just so funny - I loved it and am still laughing - Paul |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toe, I see you're back in form. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Maybe that waiter was Balladeer in disguise, and I know he will show no mercy when he finds out who the guilty conscience is! Hehehe! LOL! Seriously, this is funny and so very delightful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I have never been so maligned! This is absolutely disgusting! Everybody who knows me knows I woulda gone for the drink THEN stolen the tip! You've gone too far this time, you scalawag! As for you 'Deer - Toe and I are still debating which of the guys who left the table first was YOU! lol |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Dont' tell me... The waiter was Balladeer??  |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Too cute Toe. Duncan told me there'd been a new round of wars while I was gone. I'll have to go dig up the rest. Everything is possible in the game of life |
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