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Going to Eat some Crow
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Going to Eat some Crow |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla 
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Rewrite Going to Eat Some Crow Herds and herds of nasty birds Fly about my garden They eat and eat and then they turd And never ask my pardon Black birds starlings and crows Pick about my beddings Black birds strut and crows crow and the Starlings are not darlings I worked hard, put in special toil Special food special good Even worms to loosen the soil Did as much as I could But herds of nasty birds in spoil Still bend my flower stems And pull the worms out of the soil And promptly swallow them Someday I’ll take a sample mob And cook a nasty bird kebab |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
hehe, don't forget the bar-b-q... silly man, this sends me off with a great big smile |
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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Eeeewww...I too dislike crows and starlings. They rob the nests of smaller birds - including the eggs and sometimes the featherless babies!!! But, heavens! Don't eat one...lol....you never know what they might be carrying! Thanks for the smiles this morning Seymour. hugs, Chris |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Oh Sy! I hope you never invite me to dinner when you are serving up nasty bird kebabs! I know what you mean though as I have to chase them out of my sparrow bird houses. As my sister says they do grab even the baby birds still in the nest! Have a wonderful day! ~Smiles & Hugs, Nancy~ |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
You have to soak them in salt water for a few hours, then BBQ 'em.  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good afternoon, T-Man! You give a whole new meaning to the saying, "Eating crow"!  Perhaps a scarecrow would be a less drastic way to scare the crows! Caw Caw ~ I mean "Ha Ha".   EA |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
hehe, but beware revenge of the birds is in the news |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Sy I'm sorry to hear of your problems with these nuisance birds. They sound like biker birds!! Have you tried the farmers trick...a bird-away..hang a dead bird in your yard? They say it works. believe in what your heart feels... |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
LOL, tickles me on a couple of different levels. ....jo |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
LeeJ A smile is a smile. Chris THanks for the concern. LOL Nancy Thanks for the reread.  icebox Lucky I'm near salt water. Earth Angel Only having fun.  Midnitesun I'll be watchen. scorpio Thank you, I'll have to try that. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
iliana Glad you enjoyed the read. |
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RedStoneEB Senior Member
since 2003-06-08
Posts 772uk |
I always through worms just came themselves never knew you had to put them in yourself. Birds don't really annoy me but i hope it tasted ok |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Mr T ~ When you are having fun, so does everybody else who reads you!  You're a pet! EA |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
RedStoneEB Tired of eating crow without cooking them. LOL Earth Angel And your a love. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... I hope Isabel is forewarned and orders pizza! LOL This is delightful!! |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
don't forget those blasted Indian Miners, they are quite nasty as well...especially to my poor cat & dog. Great funny write Sy, enjoyed! ~hugs~  Tracie Love is the life of the soul... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
suthern Glad you enjoyed the write. Tracie, I enjoyed writing it. |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
lol, enjoyed My spirit will rise |
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wanderingin Junior Member
since 2006-02-03
Posts 39 |
Funny stuff, made me laugh out loud! I'm a plant lover myself, but the cold climate here dictates that my growth must occur indoors, no such nuisance for me... hope you get your BBQ!!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
MGROVES Thank you and glad you enjoyed. wanderingin Anything that makes you laugh is good. |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
Made me laugh too! I love your sense of humor! |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
Great imagery, great start of my morning to read your poetry, and yep it made me smiling too. hope you will find a better way to get rid of these birds, think they taste nasty too ((((hugs)))) Charisma |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Charisma You are right even my cat wouldn't eat it. |
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Bagger Vance Member
since 2006-02-01
Posts 108Aotearoa |
heh heh big grins here White Gold Wielder |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Bagger, Thank you glad you enjoyed. |
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