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'Deer and Toe's confused state
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'Deer and Toe's confused state |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Balladeer, the psychiatrist, visited a ‘Bama institution, Where he found Toerag, a patient, wallowing in confusion. So ‘Deer asked Toe to describe the nature of his lowly state, And the following explanation is what I’m here now to relate. “It started when I got married. I should have seen it coming, I married an older woman with a grown daughter. (My stepdaughter was quite stunning.) My daddy came to visit us, and soon became my stepdaughter’s lover. When they got married my stepdaughter became my new stepmother. Soon after that we had a baby girl, a half-sister in my step-daughter’s life, But she’s my daddy’s sister-in-law, because my step-daughter’s my daddy’s wife. Since my new daughter is my stepmother’s half-sister, she is my new aunt, too. While she is still my daughter, I am also her nephew. Since my wife is my step-mother’s mother, I am her step-grandson too, But since I'm married to my grandmother, I’ve become a grandfather without a clue. I can’t keep it all sorted out, who is related to who, and how, and why, I’m disturbed being my own grandfather, and calling my grandmother my wife.” “But things went bad in a hurry,” Toe continued with his head in a whirl, “My Daddy sent me an announcement. They had twins, a boy and a girl!” Deer had a strange look in his eye, sort of far off and in seclusion. “Move over, Toe,” was all ‘Deer said. Now they’re both in that institution. Toe shoulda kept living in sin with his old girlfriend, Sally Sheep. He coulda saved himself and his buddy ‘Deer a lot of mental grief. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 YEAH! LJA's BACK!!!!!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I always knew you were twisted. *G* But... you managed to tie the rest of us in knots, too, trying to follow that gnarly family tree of tangled branches! LOL It's good to see you around again, sailor... hope your shore leave lasts a while! *S* |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
My two favorite gals! Thanks for the sweet replies. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
He's baaaack!!! And got me spinning already!!   |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn's just jealous His girlfriend Sally sheep Went to live with Balladeer Cuz he could her interest keep LongJohn has to do her three times a night ya see Just to give six inches For her love to keep Now he's sad and lonely His ego's gone to hell But Balladeer can keep her happy Cuz the batteries work so well |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Could you chart that in a family tree please? It would be twisted, right?  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Larry - If you want a picture of Toe's family tree, Here is what you do. Start with a point in the primordial ooze, And stop the line there, too. For evolution is the great divider, It winnows out the chaff. But in Toe's case it made an exception, So the rest of us could laugh. Hey, Toe - stay on topic - I nailed ya on your family tree - stay out of the other-species stuff, ya smurf. lol |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hey you reprobate!!! At least the guys from my "family tree" have big roots....LOL..how ya been sailor? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LJA, I literally busted a gasket reading this. I'm sure you could hear my loud guffaw all the way down to the Carolinas! You sure can beat Kitty What's Her name who writes all those biographies! ~ Mind you, the one you just scribed was far more entertaining ~ and accurate! lol So good to have you back on board, sailor! You just added some fluff to my feathers! Loves 'n Laughs, Linda |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Good grief! There goes the neighborhood!  Just when I thought it was safe....Good to see ya, sailor. Thanks for straightening out Toerag's family tree, including the sap himself. I'm not sure about yours but you'll always be a mother to me!  You sticking around long enuff to get yore butt kicked or is this another hit and run??? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bally,,,,you know it's a "hit and run"....he's gonadless, |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well, well, well - It's a tag teakm match with Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. But I'm not worried because I know that all the women in here will quickly rush to my side to defend me. OK, gals - go get 'em!!!!! . . . . . . waiting . . . . . .waiting some more . . . . ut oh........ maybe I was a bit hasty - heh heh |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehe |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
LOL, I suppose I'm too late for the first row seat? Oh dear, this is gonna be like the ol'days. Good to see you again sailor, but it's not good for me to read this beautiful stuff just before bedtime, giggle, giggle. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Long John, Came for a visit and what do I see? Long John's smilin' face starin' back at me!  Good to see 'ya, Lohn John! Corinne |
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