Don't Ever Argue With Mrs. LongJohn

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Open Poetry #23

Don't Ever Argue With Mrs. LongJohn

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-11-04 05:13 PM

LongJohn was arguing with his bride,
A task he couldn't win,
Of course ya know men always try
But we know we never can.

They were discussing love making
LongJohn said, "Men enjoy it more,
Why do you think we're always willing,
It's something we adore."

Lorelei just shook her head,
And said, "Now listen here,
I'll prove to you that you are wrong,
And as dumb as Balladeer."

"If you have an itch,
In your middle ear,
And ya stick your finger in,
And scratch it deep in there,
Then when you've finally finished,
And pull out your finger "dear"
Which one feels better,
Your finger or your ear?"

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-11-04 05:20 PM

Toerag writes such wisdom
That I must simply cheer
And join Lor in casting one more
"Aye" vote for the ear! *G*

ROFL... Love this, Toe! *S*

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2002-11-04 07:53 PM

I'm sorry Belle, but I disagree,
I don't think it is his ear,
For knowing him, as I think I do,
It'd be his finger, Dear.

'Cause he just loves his digit
And cares not where it goes,
At least he stuck it in his ear
--Not up his hairy nose!

Wind

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since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

3 posted 2002-11-04 07:56 PM

Aint it the truth!!!

Connel

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since 2002-11-04

Posts 736
Florida, USA

4 posted 2002-11-04 07:58 PM

Wow!.. Great poem!

I wish to become a great poet some day, but it will only come in time. Til then, I shall write my poems, and wait.

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

5 posted 2002-11-04 09:31 PM

Toerag recounts the story well,
Though the plot was misconstued.
You see it wasn't between Lorelei and me,
That this story had ensued.

Toerag had finally gotten a date
With the lovely Suthern Belle.
When Toe said, "Let's stick it in your ear,"
Suthern really gave him h*ll.

That poor ol' Toe always gets the wrong ideas - heh

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2002-11-04 09:43 PM

Here we have a toe talking about sticking fingers in ears...is this Anatomy 101 gone berzerk or what???

Tammy Blessing
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since 2002-08-26

Posts 366
PA

7 posted 2002-11-06 03:54 PM

ROFLMAO...Great write here Toe! And the replies are inspired as well! Thanks for the laugh, I'll be showing this one to my hubby!!
Tammy

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