Sleep Walking With A Mexican Midget

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Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26

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Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-12-08 01:19 PM

***THIS POEM IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE TO MEXICANS OR MIDGETS (OR LITTLE PEOPLE, WHATEVER YOU PREFER TO CALLED). IF THIS DOES OFFEND YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, TELL ME AND I MIGHT APOLOGIZE***

Now that that's taken care of, here's a crazy poem for you. It wasn't a real dream had, although I wish I had this dream sometime. Anyhoo...

Sleep Walking With A Mexican Midget

In one of my many
sleep walking adventures,
I met a fellow named Juan,
a mexican midget.

He had an absolutely
killer mullet.
It almost dragged
the filthy ground.

He also wore
some of those short shorts.
He was also rockin'
a tank top that read "LIFEGUARD".

We had been walking
for about 5 minutes,
when we came across
a horse with headlights.

I spoke up and said,
"Hey, you are a horse with headlights."
He said, "Yep."
I replied with, "That's cool."

So we kept walking
and we must've gone for miles.
We ended up in Miami
and Michigan after a while.

Juan went on to tell me
about how his ancestors were Vikings.
I laughed in his face
because I knew he was lying.

"How can a Mexican be a descendant
of Viking?" I inquired.
"It just kinda happened,"
he answered with a blank look.

"Your brain needs to
be re-taped.
You're a pitiful liar
and a retarded jackanape."

THE END

I actually saw the retarded leak out of my head and fall onto the keyboard for this one.

-Stinky Twinkie-

LTEvans
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since 2002-12-06

Posts 72
Lenham, England

1 posted 2002-12-09 08:57 AM

Very weird, very funny. However you may want to consider avoiding cheese and other diary products before bed time.

WinterWren
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since 2002-12-01

Posts 1044
...Coming to

2 posted 2002-12-09 02:49 PM

Lol. I liked the whole horse with headlights thing, that was good.

WinterWren
"I want you to believe in life. Will you find out who you are too late, to change? -Dishwalla-

xxxnuttyangelxxx
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since 2002-12-06

Posts 72
New York

3 posted 2002-12-09 03:20 PM

lol u deff has some very unique work.. very different from many others on passions. You have a very creative mind and i enjoy readin ur work..

shea

NSnaomian
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since 2002-07-22

Posts 232
In my troll closet I be

4 posted 2002-12-09 04:45 PM

*LoL* This was great! I also loved the horse with headlights...who wouldn't ?
MR. ED! Gotta love that pb!
Anyway...good job.
Laura

"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
-Bob Hope-

devinechild22
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since 2002-08-28

Posts 571

5 posted 2002-12-09 04:53 PM

Mmmmmm k. Didn`t get this one..wait..no...didn`t get it... but.. riggghhht...
*Allison*

"Sorry I`m not home right now. I`m walkin in the spiderwebs so leave a message and I`ll call you back."

Rainbowdust
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since 2002-12-05

Posts 320
Sydney, Australia

6 posted 2002-12-09 08:50 PM

I thought the funniest part about the horse with headlights bit was both of their casual acceptance of it; like it was nothing new. Hehe, this one's my fave so far

The soul would have no rainbows, had the eyes no tears.

quik
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since 2002-11-27

Posts 91
Dinwiddie,Virginia

7 posted 2002-12-10 01:42 PM

This is pretty funny and all but yeah i understand when you get to that point in the stage of boredom. Keep it coming Stinky Twinkie

Spine Grinder
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since 2000-10-28

Posts 1127
Standing In Silence...

8 posted 2002-12-11 08:26 PM

haha very amusing, i liked the very last stanza, made me laugh. good job

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Smoothy
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since 2002-12-02

Posts 119
The dark side of the moon

9 posted 2002-12-11 09:32 PM

You should stay away from Dr. Seuss' stash.

~Bryan

Love conquers all, so I must be in a losing battle.

roxywrestlegirl04
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since 2002-10-29

Posts 74
good ole DINWIDDIE

10 posted 2002-12-19 10:30 AM

that stunk travis....just kidding!! ya know i love your poetry!!
VERY GOOD

LIZ

live,love,and die...but take RISKS..thatz what makes life worth the living, love worth the heartache,and death the new beginning!

lukeyd
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since 2002-12-19

Posts 11

11 posted 2002-12-19 10:36 AM

I thought that this was cool and interesting. I really enjoyed the read. It made me smile, which is always a good thing. Really nice piece.

----Lukey-D----

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