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I Never Teased A Toerag!!!!
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I Never Teased A Toerag!!!! |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston 
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I never teased a Toerag, but a 'Deer? You can be sure. I picked and poked and pestered lots of folks on my "Mean Tour". I wrote poems about LngJohn, and poked some fun at Larry C. But I never teased a Toerag, I plead the "fifth", it wasn't me. I’ve seen evil things be said about that Toerag, understand. Some things about his stamina, vague rumors of a fruitstand. But me, I never poised my pen, lets be honest, truth be told. I never teased a Toerag, I give respect to men that "OLD". Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all. |
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Fred Hobbs Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 329Tallahassee, Florida, US |
Wow, he's getting double-teamed! And by two of the best! |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Poor Mr. Toerag........he's picked on all the ime.... You know what, though, he LOVES it!!! Hugs,  Ethel |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Well now.. Toe isn't that old.. I understand Deer was already white haired when Toe was getting his baby pictures taken... of course I also heard Deer was born white headed... Doctors delivered him and handed him to his mom..and the sight of her just scared him so bad his hair turned white on the spot... explains why Deer is still afraid of women and prefers to play golf over wining and dining them. Someone told me he once said " Golf beats women any time. In golf, you can put it in the hole and play the next one, with women, do that and there ain't no coming back to play another round." |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Lucie Now that's doing a job, LOL enjoyed. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, my! You may have waved a red flag! You may call him anything you want---except OLD! I believe that that might get his dander up! (psst, between you and me, I thought this was cute and funny! tehe) Have a great day (and keep your eyes peeled on the back of your head!) EA |
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Brad Majors
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
how funny |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my, I don't think I would want to be the one to tell Toerag that he is old! Nice poem! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
cute...great ending! |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
This is cute. Glad to see someone else keeping those guys on their "toes"!! Tammy |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Hi Lucie!!! I'm sure you have your armor on right? This was cute!!  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I love ya Luce...how ya been sweetie??..Hope things are well with ya, and, of course you never teased me....you just threw yourself at me and I accepted...and haven't ever regretted a single erotic moment.... |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, with you that would be a single neurotic moment, I think  Hi, Lucie girl!! It's very kind of you to respect your elders like that. Toerag is old for sure....hell, he was old when the Dead Sea was only sick!!  Ron...golf does have its advantages for sure. You can play as many holes as you want as long as the owner doesn't mind and no one complains if you sneak over to the back nine...  |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Lucie! Your kind of teasing, I'll take every time! So glad to see you back with us! |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) OK Lucie, your story appears to check ou......hey, wait a minute!!! LOL! (kiss on cheek) You ain't getting away that easy, hehehe, what will Toerag think now, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Lucie, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Lucie...Lucie...Lucie, Superb! How fun to see you poking fun. How in the world are you?  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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