Things To Do at WalMart when you're Bored

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Things To Do at WalMart when you're Bored

SexyCowgirl19
Junior Member

since 2003-03-08

Posts 24
Colorado, USA

0 posted 2003-03-11 08:46 PM

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6.Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7.Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

11. While handling guns in the hunting department as the clerk if he knows where the anit-depressants are.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different sizef funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! it's theose voices again!"

15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud......"Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
*I didn't come up with these...I recieved them in an email, My friends and I have tried them before.*

Opeth
Senior Member

since 2001-12-13

Posts 1543
The Ravines

1 posted 2003-03-12 08:29 AM

Some of these actions are funny, indeed...even so to actually carry them out, however, some of these actions could be dangerous to others if acted upon.

Alicat
Member Elite

since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

2 posted 2003-03-12 07:55 PM

Moved to the Lounge. /pip/Forum29/HTML/001367.html

Alicat
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