Things to do in an elevator.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Call the psychic hotline from your cell and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review the emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?!"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!", and back aways slowly.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
"Even a fool knows that we cannot touch the stars, but that doesn't keep the wise from trying."