Not surprised--more like appalled at the visual I have of *ahem* "things" after noting the state of my slippers...
But let's find some other similarities, shall we?
Loves a tummy rub.
--okay, I'll buy that.
Barks helpfully when the big dog barks, but means business, dammit!
likes to sleep on my satin robe when he's ousted from my pillow
--hmmm...grin. Okay. Benefit of the doubt, on that'n.
(sorry for this interruption, Kacy, but I thought you might be curious too!)