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Marsha
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0 posted 2001-02-20 01:13 PM


Red Riding Hood The Truth Pt2


Then she ran across the wolf, poor old fool
Hi there she sighed, and there he did fall
Umm he said trying to control his mind
And suddenly the world went into rewind
That minx had the wolf in an awful state
Before he really knew it, it was all too late
This tale about her basket just isn’t true
If that minx had a basket may I turn blue

I don’t believe he even knew what he said
He was too busy falling in love with Red
I spoke to someone who knows him well
And she said Red had him under her spell
The poor wolf was shocked to his very core
He said eating Gran and then wanting more
What sort of monster do you think I am?
I’m more into pork, I love a nice bit of ham

That story about goodies, Grans and stuff
I’m telling you it is nothing but stupid fluff
There’s a price and I’m afraid Red you’ll pay
That wolf is innocent no matter what you say
I’ve started a petition and I’ll set him free
And I won’t give up I keep on constantly
Then wolf and I will come after you dear Red
You won’t be safe we’ll want your pretty head

Don’t you laugh because it’s not really funny?
Poor wolf he isn’t a very happy little bunny
He was convicted on the flimsiest evidence
Why didn’t his lawyer sort out this nonsense?
If he had it would have saved all this time
And Red would be paying for her own crime
Why did she do it? Well, I cannot answer that
But if you might get an answer from Grans cat

Marsha




Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning



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1 posted 2001-02-20 01:37 PM


MarshaLove~
Are you sure you aren't a little sister-of-the-hood ???
Delightful little spoof on
Little Red-Ride-Rode-Ridden Hood !
*Hugs*, sweetie !
~*Marge*~



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2 posted 2001-02-20 11:15 PM


cute and a fun read..*s

~Wynter


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...Pope John Paul II



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3 posted 2001-02-20 11:23 PM


Funny! Red had it coming!
Marsha
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4 posted 2001-02-24 06:05 AM


Margie girl, Wynter, Voiceless, just something to make the smiles fly into your hearts.

Thank you muchly, love as always
Mushy


Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning



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