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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
It’s You I don’t need a mansion A big bank account Latest fashion I don’t need a fancy car Diamond rings Big party action All I need is you It’s you Anyplace is home to me A few dollars is all we need My clothes are comfortable The car is up to speed My fingers, I prefer them bare We can make a party of our own I’m in love with you It’s you Fix this house, will you! Where’s the money you earned last week My clothes are getting way too tight By the way, the gas tank has a leak You should see the ring on my friend’s finger Wow! And what a social life she has You wanted kids, didn’t you? Ugh! It’s you I’ll take the house, you’ll see Oh, the alimony you will pay It’s only labels that I’ll wear And the car, well, that can stay Here’s my wedding band, you cheap I need to live it up I can’t believe I stayed with such a creep Because of you and only you We’re through It’s you |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Wow ... quite a twist Kat! Powerful reading, much enjoyed ... Best wishes, /Kit |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Thanks Kit, I'm glad you found it powerful, and enjoyed it.  Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
CREEP Don't bother waiting up That food is still in the cup Gas is up every week I have to fix the leek What? Your fingers are bare! Did you have to shave off the hair I like your clothes real tight They make your buns a delight Sure we can party and dance I love to party in your pants I'm in love with you too I have to confess it's true Her ring was given by me She may be the one to be When I said I was in love with you too! I should have explained TWO!! Please don't blow your lid I know you'll take care of the kids I don't think we can pay for the cable But your friend looks good in that label My cheque is not very far I've invested it into the bar I guess my bed is the car You can have the change in the jar You’re a dead end road to steep! "It's you" Ok I'm a creep! But there was a time we knew When all I could love was you Forgive me for my leap You've pounded my head with "CREEP" It's just a poem, insect friend LOL Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [This message has been edited by insect (edited 05-28-2000).] |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Well I have news for you to hear About my friend who has your ring She's been hanging around me dear And she calls me her darling I knew you had a thing for two That's all fine and maybe so But what you didn't know, and this is true With a man she would not go She was a man about a year ago And yes, her clothes fit very nice But her manhood didn't all go So I suggest you grab some ice As far as your paycheck at the bar Well it figures, I should have know That's why your bed is in the car And your aroma, well, it's got to go Oh, I'll have more then enough things you'll see Take care of the kids and so much more You're uncle's inheritance was left to me You signed it over, you're out the door A drunken fool you were that night Not realizing what you were signing You gave it all up and without a fight I can't believe it, I'm still laughing hehehe  kat |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Insect, your response was really funny I enjoyed it immensely...lol. This poem is about how two people fall in love and then how in some cases what they see at the beginning in someone they can no longer see years later. How they start getting bitter along the way and in the end, end up trying to ruin eachother. In this case the woman no longer loves the man for just being him and nothing more. Life's hardships take over and she craves more and more things to satisfy her as she sees others having more. |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
The joke is really on me When I said she may be the one to be I didn't finish my sentence I thought our love was a life sentence She may be the one to be our maid of honor So I met her down at the corner To secretly hold your ring Are you and her a thing I didn’t want to tell you when I was going to marry you again Like the food that landed in the cup When you talk you just don't shut up All the little fights with us Is a ride on the marriage bus Before you say any more And kick me out the door I did some serious thinking I'll try to stop my drinking I'm asking on my knee Will you marry me Hi kat Thought I'd give it a good ending Some people remarry Sad what happens to people I don't mean to make fun of them It's just poetry Had a good laugh from yours too! I ate a Kit-kat today Mmmmmmmmmmmm!! |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Mmmmmmmmmm Kit-Kat, I love those. Insect, you can laugh at anything you want, it's just poetry nothing more, I'm here to have fun with it and you're doing a great job in making it fun. By the way, what a come back! That was great, I loved it and had a good laugh also. Thanks! Kat |
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Alina Le Ann Junior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 40INDIANA |
The ORIGINAL poem on this page is very nice. It gets a simple point across and in a heart-felt way. I like it. As for the other poems on here....well what a laugh!!! ha ha ha this was absolutely the best page I could have chosen to read. Very well written....to the both of you Alina Le Ann |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Thanks Alina for that compliment. It's greatly appreciated and as far as the rest, well I just love having fun. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Thanks Alina for that compliment. It's greatly appreciated and as far as the rest, well I just love having fun. I'm glad you enjoyed it. insect |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
Great poem kat ... almost transported me to Elysium .... but seriously this was funny !... Philip "beauty is nectar, and nectar in the desert saves ..." |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
A very touching yet powerful poem! Coco |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Oh Insect The games you play here day by day They make me laugh, that I must say You choose your words so carefully Wait a minute! Weren't they chosen by me Your response to Alina that was nice You knew about my defeciancy I don't understand till I read things twice So I thank-you there for lending me a hand Writing it twice really helped me understand LOL Philip, thanks! Well the original poem was intended to be a certain way but I had fun adding to insect's response with the other one. I'm glad you liked it. Coco, thanks! |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Mmmmmmmmmmm!! Oh kat When you say THE GAME's you play I play them day by day but here today, did you play my GAME, THE GAME. You know THE name, called THE GAME I must say I want your laugh to laugh today Wait a minute, they weren't chosen by me My response was your response, Alina was nice And she laughed not just because of me And she laughed not just because of me So you thank me from there taking my hand I'm writing it twice so you have the upperstand I understand LOL Next time I'm on top. he! he! Mmmmmmmmmmm!! This has been lots of fun and it's not because of me! IT'S YOU |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
Kat~ Wow...loved this and what a turn around, very good Tracie~ Love is the life of the soul... It is the harmony of the universe |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Insect, I haven't played the GAME yet, but I'll make sure to do so. I agree, this was alot of fun. Thanks! Tracie, thanks! Sometimes in life we think things are going one way and we find out later that they have turned in a direction we never even thought possible. Kat |
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lorilockheart Member
since 2000-05-06
Posts 206Alabama |
Kat, this has made my morning, and gotten me laughing. I enjoyed your original poem, but I also got a kick out of everything else. Maybe you two should try teaming up for a poem together. Lori ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance - I hope you dance. song by LeeAnn Womack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Lori, I'm glad this has made your morning. It had me laughing also. Just reading the responses and answering to them was a blast. Hmmm Insect and I getting together to write a poem? It sounds like alot of fun but the only way I can see it happening is when it happens like this. It's up to insect but writing spontaneously like this is also fun. Thanks! Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Well I'm still on my knee? Are you setting me free? It's been a big mess Are you going to say…………. 1) Yesterday is there to stay The memories won't decay 2) Your ass is mine Take off your clothes bring out the wine 3) Yes her and I are a thingy She's got breasts and a wienie 4) You asked me to take the change Here's cologne, your drunk and acting strange 5) Your ass is mine Take off your clothes bring out the wine 6) YES!! AGAIN HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON THE DESTINY TRAIN 7) Purr! Purr! 8) ?……( Any suggestions poets )..?..(And kat poet ) Mmmmmmmmmmm!! |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
LOL..You crack me up!!! You’re ass is mine? Is that what you said?? Well not in the way That would involve a bed Yes! Take off your clothes You’ve been wearing them all week For God’s sake, look at you! Smell yourself! Can’t you tell you reek? For many, many months now I’ve been, as you put it, nagging you To just wash up once a day And change your clothes, is that too much to do? So now you’re down on one knee With the ring I just threw Asking, “Will you marry me?” After I told you we were through For the maid of honor you wanted my friend I knew that already because we met And you’d stare every time she’d walk Until you found out it was Claude, who is now Claudette Here, Give me your hand I’ll help you up You’re drunk. You’ve asked me that question before And by the way, bring out the wine I found some in the closet, but I’m afraid there may be more Hmmmmmm, you’re brother is here No! Don’t answer. I’ll answer the door. LOL Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Th….th…thanks…thhoney!! I ddrunk all th..m..money!!! M..mmy goddess, ttake me on tthiss floorrr!! I'dd love mmake up sssex at tthe front ddoor!! Can yyou hellp my with me clothes!! At Oh insect yyou misssed ya rose? It'ss onlyy b..b..been sex…six dayys So drink, I can't spelll….smelll anyways!! Cann yyou bbring ssome m..m..more b..b..b.boozze!! I'lll soberr up aftter a little snnoozzze!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Snort!! Zzzzzzzzz!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Snort!! Zzzzzzzzz!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Zzzzz!! Zzzzzzzzz!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Zzzzz!! Zzzzzzzzz!!! How did I get down here? Must have been all that beer! Wow!! Look what time it is Man I got to take a bursting wiz What's my brother doing here? I really got to stop drinking beer Why does he got my wife's underwear on his head I guess his ears were cold when he went to bed It looks like they got drunk and passed out I wonder what that's all about I think I'll go have a coffee with Claudette while they sleep At least she doesn't think I'm cheap That Claudette, she so strong and tall And I've never seen such a beautiful woman play tackle football Why can't my wife be more like her, she's quite the prize Imagine her naked, boy I'd be surprised I wonder what my wife was saying about her last night Ah!! Couldn't have been important, we probably had another fight THANKS for playing along with this for so long kat It's like War of the Roses LOL Mmmmmmmmmmm!! |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
rotflmao hahahah love it. I did not have time to read the responses; will read later. hahahahah am in stiches with the girl friend who changed hehe ~netswan GREAT writing my friend! |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
netswan thank! I've been having alot of fun with this also it's taken a life of it's own. LOL. Glad you had fun. Kat Psst!! Hey Big Ben! Get up! You’re drunken brother I think he’s up Geez! Take my underwear off your head He’ll think we’re up to something Get off my bed Wait! Listen! Is that Claudette downstairs? I mean Claude? no! Claudette? I mean, I mean ..Ahh! Who cares What the heck is she um he doing here Did he call him I mean her over? To have beer I think he’s got a thing for Claude/Claudette If he thinks she’s hot to trot on the outside He ain’t felt I mean seen nothing yet. Oh insect? What are you doing down there dear Did you invite someone over? Is that my friend you invited here? Let me introduce her to your brother Remember what I told you last night Get too close to her And you’ll be faced with quite a sight Big Ben, can’t you tell by the feminine masculine voice she has You’re brother is going to have a spaz Especially when he sees the tools she’s carrying His fantasy, no longer will her tools, I mean, she be bearing LOL Kat Insect I can say the same to you. Thanks! Yeah, it is kind of like War of the Roses.LOL. When I wrote the original poem I never thought it would develop into anything like this but this has really got me laughing!LOL |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Claudette…care for a coffee or tea or some brunch Here! You have Adam's apple, he didn't eat for lunch No! Just a tea! I'm having coffee Hey Hun! Look who's here It's Claudette the queen of no fear Claudette…ya gotta meet my bro You and him should have a go! Hey Ben! Meet Claudette Take her for a ride in your vette Ben are you ok, are ya feeling fine What's on your face, looks like a panty line Hun why do you call him Big Ben? You know something I woke up at the door again!!? You should have HELPED ME TO BED!! OR IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD!!? You don't love me anymore do you? The love has to be with two And you know damn well what I mean by two Are you…………. 1) Through 2) Throwing up at the site of me 3) Throwing me out the door 4) Tired of all this fighting 5) Thinking of another man 6) Thinking of another woman 7) Thinking about a divorce 8) Through and throwing up at the site of me because your thinking of another woman 9) Too worn out by Big Bend over…I MEAN BEN!!! To talk about this right now! 10) Ready for a change because when you say "It's you" you know I will never change as a"CREEP". 11) …?…….( Any suggestions poets )…?…( And kat poet ) 1 2 2.5 3 4 5 6 7 R O T F L M A O Thanks for playing THE GAME netswan . I wonder if everyone knows what those letters mean. Hi kat…LOL and ROTFLMAO too!! And THANK YOU Mmmmmmmmmmm!!(N R) |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Tell you what Lets make a deal You stop the drinking Make it true I'll stop seeing Claudette And your brother too I'll stop seeing Harry on the side And john and jim I promise to be true Not to them, just you I have to come out clean About Claudette and me Yes we were once a thing When I was wild and free When Claudette was a Claude Lovers we used to be Until Claude got the idea He wanted to be a she not he Now I may have trouble Giving up the other four But if it means you changing for the better I'll give them up , oh! and one more It's a secret I've been holding back But I figure nows a good time as any I might as well let it out now Just add it to the stack of many When you met me, I was a celebrity Not the kind with oscars Not that kind you know But I sure got many offers And I got more for every show You know when we got married You hadn't known me for too long But I was carrying a little extra It's that kid you now call John Yeah so maybe he's not yours And you thought he was your own But I'm sure you must have noticed More and more since he has grown It's Claudette that he resembles Our dear boy john resemble her to a T He grew up in her split image Not resembling you or me So now that I've got it out Feel so much better for it too Go on and stop your drinking And I'll be true to you LOL Kat |
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MysticalNights Member
since 2000-05-17
Posts 112Oklahoma |
kat...insect... you guys are crazy!! but fun. keep up the good work!! |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
RING!!! Hello! Is this 911 I'd like to report my kat is missing. " If this is some kind of joke sir" No! I mean kat is my wife! " I'm sorry sir this line is left open for emergencies only" No! No! This is an emergency!! " Sorry sir you will have to call the Humane Society" (click) DAMN IT!!! She hung up on me! RING! RING! RING! "Humane Society" Hi, my name is inse.....(click) What am I thinking!! Hey Ben! It's 12:46am I'm going to try my house and see if she's back yet! RING! RING! RING! RING! Oh kat oh kat Where were you at? Waiting by the phone I sat Upon your return I just don't learn My heart is burned You know I love you We can't be through My rainbow is blue I'll change my way Starting today You’re my sunray The brightest of light A blinding sight Married in white? But I'm the shadow of sin Satan with a grin Another soul to win Dark as the night Eclipse of a kite A vampire's bite If we're to live With love to give We forgive RING!!! RING!!! IT'S NOT JUST A kat CALL!!! LOL Mmmmmmmmmmm!! [This message has been edited by insect (edited 06-10-2000).] |
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