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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 03-16-2000 09:44 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt


First before the two big ones
I must pop my little toes
Then I can pop the big ones
Then ankles the way it goes

Moving up a little higher
I bend my swollen knees
I pray to stop this habit
But so far unanswered pleas

I move a little higher
Feel a tingling in my back
I swing both ways left and right
Oh boy, can that baby crack

Then I climb up e'er higher
Rotating round my shoulders
I started in the third grade
Thought I'd quit, getting older

I must admit I'm nervous
Seldom will they ever pop
But once I got both elbows
While late dining at IHOP

Then my neck's primed for cracking
Should I take it fast or slow?
There aren't many brain cells left
For that stem to ever grow

Oh then my hallowed fingers
They are precious little ones
Pop them four and twenty times
And never run out of fun
© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
WhtDove
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1 posted 03-16-2000 11:05 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Walt! I can relate to this one...I crack my big toes, my ankles, back and fingers! Oh and don't forget the wrists!  
hoot_owl_rn
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2 posted 03-17-2000 05:29 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...sopunds like you need yourself a good back doctor or will soon....may I recomend mine   You know he was Larry Byrd's(the basketball player) private physician at one time and I hear one of the best in the Eastern US, perhaps he can fix you right up  
Nan
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3 posted 03-17-2000 08:00 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww........

You're one sick wayout puppy, walt...
wayoutwalt
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4 posted 03-17-2000 08:12 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hehehehe thanx guys i'll take yuh up on it hoot but i think if my shrink could just get me to sit still...

nan thats just what yuh said when i told yuh i was writing a knuckle popping poem you said ewwwwwwwwwwwww hence the title  
Mistikman
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5 posted 03-17-2000 06:43 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

Heh, I dont do anything but my knuckles and toes, guess I am wierd. Everything else that pops (Like my knees and elbows) isnt intentional. Great poem walt  
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6 posted 03-17-2000 08:58 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Ouch! Doesn't that hurt?!!  

Denise
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