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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
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Balladeer, You Want To ? ~*Marge Tindal*~ If I had but one day throughout the whole leap year, I'd choose it to propose to the handsome Balladeer. That man just catches my fancy and if he'd take my hand, he'd even have me feeding him Vienna Sausages out of a can. I know I'm a shameless hussy but I really don't give a damn. That Balladeer is one heck of a good-looking man. I'd wrap myself up in his arms, I'd whisper words of love. Balladeer, oh, Balladeer you are my turtle dove. The way he uses phrases has captured my heart so sweet. Balladeer quite naturally has swept me off my feet ! I'd chase him to the ocean, I'd chase him round the forum. I'd push his Balladeer button until he screamed no more-um. I'd tend his needs so tenderly, I'd fill him with desire. If ever he said yes, Honey, I'd light his fire. For the rest of his life I'd be his little Sadie ... I'd even be willing to wash his little Mercedes. Is there a vacancy yet? Give me your answer, Balladeer. Cause if you aren't available I'll have to wait FOUR MORE YEARS ! |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL!! This is a great leap year poem, Marge!  Denise |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
I love this, Marge! You go, girl! Corinne |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
So cute. You furnished my laughs for the day. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL...how fast are ya Marge? Better yet, Balladeer how fast are you? Running that is? Go Marge go! Oops if anyone caught that I'm sorry. If not...hahaha [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 02-27-2000).] |
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RufffRyder Member
since 2000-02-25
Posts 143<------Over There------> |
Joke or not? This is way unlike any of your work that I have read. Dang Good Job Marge  I hope it`s for real  [This message has been edited by RufffRyder (edited 02-27-2000).] |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...a challenge well met |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOLOL .... really cute Marge !!! |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
This is great Marge...with heart and humor- he'd be smart to swoop up on you with a quickness girlie!!! (Just use the Marge charm hun....maybe take him skinny dippin!!! G*) Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Breathe~ Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 315Washington... |
MARGE! I'm SHOCKED! You're shameless and I love it! *LOL* This is wonderful....as usual.. I love the time and in between the calm inside me in the space where I can breathe... Sarah McLachlan |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hey Marge, reading between the lines here!! He would be a fool to run away from you, but I just know he's gonna have a clever comeback one way or tuther. |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
Well what do I see here She is flirt'n with Balladeer What? I'm standing lonely here Well I must admit he looks better then I do That old worn out shoe So what can I say Marge have it your way lol. Just kidding I'm tailgating and have a watchfull eye, better I make that two Almost I forgot to say Nice the poem Marge, beautiful so I may. Hugs and Love < !signature--> The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. [This message has been edited by HelmutB (edited 02-28-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
WOW! Mom? I thought I was the shameless hussy around here! lol this is getting very interesting... |
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First__Knight Senior Member
since 1999-11-08
Posts 678 |
What a poem Marge.......and where o where is the Balladeer? Simply great Marge There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead. Drive it like you stole it. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Marge, it would be wonderful to have you run me down To feel your arms around me as you pull me to the ground To hear your breath come out in gasps, see shining in your eyes Your fist of exaltation raised to claim me as your prize. But, 4 Sadie Hawkins days ago, another one gave chase A woman so determined that I couldn't keep the pace. She cornered me around the turn (not all against my will) And, sixteen years thereafter, she is right beside me still. She PEELS my Vienna Sausage, sautees them in white wine Picks lint from my Balladeer button just because its mine. She don't mind the times that I say nice things to the ladies But she would NEVER let a woman fondle my Mercedes! Besides, it's inconceivable that you would need to run With all your goodies, you would be a treat for anyone Forget that one day in four years and all that ballyhoo There's 1,460 days that men are chasing you!! Love ya, sweetheart  |
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January Flowers Member
since 2000-02-01
Posts 209South Carolina |
HAHAHA! WHAT DID I MISS? I look good, by the way, in a peach colored matron of honor dress... HAHAHA! This had me rolling, Marge! Great job! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Denise~ Corinne~ A SandGrain~ WhiteDove~ Hoot~ Pepper~ Devina~ Breathe~ Martie~ HelmutB~ Serenity~ First_Knight~ and most of all .... MY BALLADEER~  Seems my proposal to capture this man has fallen quite out of my hand. It doesn't change my opinion one bit but don't think I can compete with one who picks lint. It was your choice and you just blew it ! But it's my plan ... and I'm sticking to it. That's okay, Balladeer. I'll still hold you dear. You never know what happens in the next four years ! Sadie didn't give up after just one chase. I'll be back, I promise ... to finish the race. Love you, Balladeer ! (yeah, I do) ~*Shady Sadie*~ *Thanks to PoetdeVine for this greatSadie Hawkins Day fun ! Happy chasing, gals ! *HelmutB~ .. the day is not over yet ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Now, Marge, I'd like to enter here With all respect for Balladeer I can see that he is took But, sweetie, take another look There are dozens of them, maybe more Beating on the passions door Looking in attempts to see This lovely, loving Cherokee And Balladeer, it seems to me Still cruises Route 183 Hoping yet that girl he'll find And I am cruising right behind Love ya Liz |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Ah yes... Such a Tandalizing offer this is... hmm.. Methinks there's a penalty to be paid here, is there not???.. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Elizabeth~ and Nan~ my dearly needed friends~ As you can see I've been outdone, by a lint-picking, sausage peeling other one. Yes, by golly of course you're right ... my little heart should be set right. Daisy Mae wouldn't easily let him off ... of love and other stuff to scoff. Who'll pick his lint? Who'll peel and feed him his weinies? Who'll wash with a fervor his little Mercedes? Who? Who? Who? Perhaps a penalty is due ... but who would Balladeer pay it to? I KNOW ..... ME ! ~*Sadie the Shady Lady*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
This is excellent, I am LMAO through this. I may be a day late, but I can see the fun was there and it brought a grin to my face. Marge you never cease to amaze with your writing, your one brilliant lady, keep those sneaker's ready never know when a door might open. |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
I came here after I saw the challenge that PDV put out in announcements. Don't worry about Sadie Hawkins day. Just keep up a vigous chase and he will be yours. Heck, I had to chase mine for four years, but I never told him that when he thought that he caught me. hehehe. Wonderful pieces!! Once all the ladies catch their men, what are they going to do with them? lol Nope, on second thought don't tell me!!! hehehe Love, Lady |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Lost Dreamer~ Brilliant? Hmmmmmm ! Then I must be wearing the WRONG sneakers ! Thanks, gal. This was lots of fun. LadyCat~ I'm so glad you dug this one out. Thank you. It was a bunch of fun and that Balladeer is still footloose and fancy free. (in spite of my attempts) LOL ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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