Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Hey, Marge, it would be wonderful to have you run me down
To feel your arms around me as you pull me to the ground
To hear your breath come out in gasps, see shining in your eyes
Your fist of exaltation raised to claim me as your prize.
But, 4 Sadie Hawkins days ago, another one gave chase
A woman so determined that I couldn't keep the pace.
She cornered me around the turn (not all against my will)
And, sixteen years thereafter, she is right beside me still.
She PEELS my Vienna Sausage, sautees them in white wine
Picks lint from my Balladeer button just because its mine.
She don't mind the times that I say nice things to the ladies
But she would NEVER let a woman fondle my Mercedes!
Besides, it's inconceivable that you would need to run
With all your goodies, you would be a treat for anyone
Forget that one day in four years and all that ballyhoo
There's 1,460 days that men are chasing you!!
Love ya, sweetheart