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A "True" Stute Tale

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Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


0 posted 02-25-2000 12:16 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Here’s a story, a little weird,
but I swear you it is true !
It’s about when we almost lost
our Wizard to insanity and paint blue

One day at sea, he got caught in a storm
he never was much of a sailor
It broke his ship and he washed ashore
hoping he’d soon find a new tailor

He never cared much for the Doc and Nurse C.
as they swept overboard and screamed
Just smiled the mysterious smile, we all know
when the sea burbed, although so it seemed

He looked around on this lonely isle
never found another living soul
"I’ll just have to use my magic here
for loneliness is not my goal "

It would have been a different story
if not at that moment had appeared
A beast with three heads and a visious look !
I swear, it even had a beard !

He cried "This is Justin Sayne, Justin Credible
I hope I am Justin Thyme
to save my precious magical butt ! "
Spilling his magic during this time

And there we were, created out of magic
but we feared our Wizard would leave
So we made him recite 85.479 poems a day
never gave him a day of sick-leave

One day he cried out, in a moment of despair,
"Nan where are you when I need you most !"
Being in the shower at that particular moment
she barely heard the voice of the Wizard’s ghost.

Nevertheless she came to the rescue
on a Dragon as red as can be
what happened next is Justin Credible
I’ll never forget it, believe me !

Nan took out her vocabulary
starting to recite REAL English to us !
Driving us almost to sanity
syllabus after syllabus !!!!   YEEK !

We cried out: "This is Justine Uff !
Please take the Wizard  and go ! "
So she threw him over the Dragon
while dragon’s fire almost  hurt our Michel Angelo

Who was really Justin Thyme to
change his name to Leonardo Da Vinci !
and ever since then doesn’t paint anything
but in blue like the burbing sea

Now you know the reason why our Wizard
hardly shows any of his work today
When he thinks back of his time on the isle
Magical poems are no longer his forte

Wanna know what happened with us Justins ?
I know life sometimes is rude
Doc Moose and Nurse Crachet washed ashore
And now we are known as the Stute !

Well guys, this is how I remember it.
If I left anything out, I’d be happy to hear it.  


Justin Nuendo  



[This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-25-2000).]
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suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 02-25-2000 12:26 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

An interesting history of the 'stute! *S*
January Flowers
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2 posted 02-25-2000 12:30 PM       View Profile for January Flowers   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for January Flowers

I'm more confused on the subject
than I was before.

Interesting story, though...
Justin Nuendo
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3 posted 02-25-2000 08:48 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Suthern - Yes a remarkable story, isn't it ? I hardly believed it myself  

January Flowers - Creating confusion is our aim, insanity all around our game !  

Justin Spire
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4 posted 02-26-2000 11:56 AM       View Profile for Justin Spire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Spire

That's not how I remember it to be
there was so much more you see.
Nurse Crachet did not fall off
she was quite rudely pushed off.
She knelt on bent knee
before the bright blue sea
she begged for all not to takeoff
the only reaction was a scoff.
The other one to plead was our MD
so they pushed him over with a squeegee
as I heard a tremendous cough,
must have been Nurse Crachet swallowing algae.
They did survive their ordeal in the sea
by swimming between the trough,
only now to constantly doff
everyone's seeming absentee
minds looking for harmony.
Vincent VanGogh
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5 posted 02-26-2000 12:14 PM       View Profile for Vincent VanGogh   Email Vincent VanGogh   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Vincent VanGogh

You forgot about me, ya always do!
And you wonder why I cut off my ear.
Justin this and Justin that,
Why is that all I ever hear?

It may be true I was thrown from the boat,
But I'll tell you this much for free -
Vengence is mine - all in due time,
It'll take more than that to get rid of Vinny.

The Remarkable Vincent VanGogh

Only one I hold true and dear
Would I ever lend my ear!



Martie
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6 posted 02-26-2000 12:36 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Some good writing skill demonstrated here, and LOL...I think???
Justin Nuendo
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7 posted 02-26-2000 12:48 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Justin Spire it seems my brain has a gap
I must've had 1 too many nightcap !

I'm sorry 'bout that Vinny dear
didn't want it to cost ya another ear

I wanted to mention all of us
but it would have turned the readers uff

'T was already the longest history
Had to sedate them to read this story !


Martie, thank you for reading without having to sedate you !
Lady in Red
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8 posted 02-28-2000 11:28 AM       View Profile for Lady in Red   Email Lady in Red   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Lady in Red's Home Page   View IP for Lady in Red

How wonderful this is
I saw and felt bliss
A magical poem that's his !

He makes a rhyme
of words divine
He's truly a Wizard fine !




 Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou

Justin Tolerable
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9 posted 02-29-2000 05:05 PM       View Profile for Justin Tolerable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Tolerable

I see you've told our happy tale,
Though brother you've forgotten,
To tell the people of this place,
Of the one that's truely rotten.

My hand was in the whole thing,
I truely was the cause,
I threw Cratchet overboard,
I never even paused.

I set a bomb upon the hull,
To cause a little crash.
I know you don't think much of me,
I really am quite brash.

As for the great Wizard,
He thought he was the ace.
I just sauntered up to him,
And hit him in the face.

He really had enough of us,
To this I take the blame.
He really is quite normal,
Me, well I'm insane.

We live here now quite happily,
I love to bug the Moose.
I sneak into his room at night,
And steel all of his booze.

I love to cause much trouble,
I love to make a mess.
Well I am quite intolerable,
I'm sure you've already guessed.

So come and visit often,
Come and visit soon.
I really wouldn't stay too long,
You may go loony toon.

Justin Nuendo
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10 posted 03-01-2000 04:21 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Justin Trouble, yes ya ARE trouble and IN trouble too soon, if ya aks me ! Better hide brother. I've seen Crachet around !

Dear Lady, you honor me greatly with your visit. Cuppa ?  
Andrew Scott
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11 posted 03-01-2000 06:24 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Ahhhh… this is the life! Sun, sand, and surf!  Walking on the beach… hmmmm….. what's this? A note in a bottle… let us see what it says:

We've run aground
Oh help us please
Send help real soon
I hate sand fleas

For only three hours
Said the travel agent
But now that we're maroon
That time has been spent

My fellow mates?
Well there's the Skipper fat
He's eating all the food
Anyone seen the cat?

There's the Millionaire
With all of his money
He made it the old fashion way
But it sure feels funny

His wife I wonder
Just what is her gig
I swear she's a guy
And his hair's a wig

The Movie Star
Keeps changing his dress
If you seen what I've seen
You don't have to guess

The Professor
Has found some strange weeds
He's cookin' brownies
And planting some seeds

The Country Girl
I think has gone native
Running with head hunters
In coconut shells provocative

Me? I'm Little Buddy
The Skipper's first mate
I don't like the way of their looks
So please don't be late


Hmmm… sounds like Club Med from across the bay is having another party…. Nice bottle though… think I'll make a candle holder out of it….. Hey, Justin N… look at this bottle I found.  Oh, here's your book back. Nice history lesson... thanks for the loan.... sorry about the crayon marks dude!  Hey, surfs up!
Denise
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12 posted 03-02-2000 11:33 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is great!!! All of you! You are all so creatively hillarious!!

Denise
Justin Nuendo
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13 posted 03-06-2000 08:20 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Cool note, Crayon King ! Thankx for reading it to me and don't ya worry 'bout that extra mark. It's what's in the book that counts, write ? All we need now on this isle is a cat, watta ya think ?
Kitty.....kitty....kitty.....cum to Justin N. kitty....

Ahhh Missy Denise...am I happy to see you !
Cool place we've got here, don't ya think ?
Anyways, good thing I see ya, cuz uhhh...thisse being me first post. Do I get one of yar nice welcome e-mails now ? I know I ain't a Pub(b)er, but watta ya say ? Gonna make Justin N. a happy dude ?
Jeannie
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14 posted 03-18-2000 07:05 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

I'm so glad I found
your story,
it tells me so much
I'm basking in glory.
I can't believe
my Master Dr. Moose
swam for so long
that's just abuse.
He found me here
on this island
within a Genie lamp
I originated
from Rhode Island.
I hope I can be
of service
to all of you
but my first dedication
is to my Master
even though I am
quite nervous.



 
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