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Open Poetry #6

Confession

Dom Mart
Member

since 1999-08-17

Posts 164
Florida

0 posted 2000-02-12 07:46 PM

If I were a punching bag,
I suspect I'd have a hunch
That I'd rather have the boxers
Find something else to punch.

If I were a football,
I know that I'd be sick
And throw up all my breakfast
On the very opening kick.

And If I were a volleyball
Being slapped from side to side,
I'd try to fall upon the ground
And find somewhere to hide.

If a golfer were to drive me
With a sharp, resounding whack,
I'd scamble for some cover
And hope he'd never find my
track.

If you haven't guessed, I'll tell
you
The theme of this report.
I'm 100 per cent worthless
For any kind of sport.

jascanvey
Member

since 1999-12-26

Posts 130
England

1 posted 2000-02-12 07:54 PM

I exceed at spectating, too!! Great poem

devina
Member Elite

since 1999-10-28

Posts 3539
Cali

2 posted 2000-02-12 10:42 PM

Cute poem Dom...had me giggling through my dinner...G*

Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

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