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Dom Mart
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If I were a punching bag,
I suspect I'd have a hunch
That I'd rather have the boxers
Find something else to punch.

If I were a football,
I know that I'd be sick
And throw up all my breakfast
On the very opening kick.

And If I were a volleyball
Being slapped from side to side,
I'd try to fall upon the ground
And find somewhere to hide.

If a golfer were to drive me
With a sharp, resounding whack,
I'd scamble for some cover
And hope he'd never find my
track.

If you haven't guessed, I'll tell
you
The theme of this report.
I'm 100 per cent worthless
For any kind of sport.

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jascanvey
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since 12-26-1999
Posts 130
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1 posted 02-12-2000 07:54 PM       View Profile for jascanvey   Email jascanvey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jascanvey

I exceed at spectating, too!! Great poem
devina
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2 posted 02-12-2000 10:42 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Cute poem Dom...had me giggling through my dinner...G*

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