Member Rara Avis
Honestly Cindy - there is no way I could...
it is terrible.
But I do have an acceptable one:
Ok, a blonde is walking blondily along, as they do, when she comes across a brunette walking along some railroad tracks, looking most absorbed as she counts to herself '21, 21, 21, 21, 21' in a sing song manner...and the blonde thinks 'oh wow, what fun...titter titter...teehee...' So she jumps behind the brunette and there they both are...'21, 21, 21, 21' etc. Now, as this is a joke, there must of course be a punchline, and here they are on railway tracks and lo and behold...'chugga chugga' my my - there's a train...the brunette carries on unconcernedly '21, 21, 21, 21' while the blonde is too busy realising she actually had a thought a minute ago to even notice. Well, at the last second the brunette throws herself out of harms away while the last we hear of our blonde is '21, 2...splat...'
The brunette dusts herself off, and steps calmly back on to the tracks and begins to chant anew: '22, 22, 22, 22...'