Some things that are cute at first, when you rationalize them, become not so cute after all...
Kiley insists on calling me "baby cakes."
Cute? I think not.
Ponder "baby cakes."
Now if chocolate cakes are made of chocolate, what are baby cakes made of?
Makes you want to just vomit, doesn't it?
So now when she calls me this, I feel nauseous.
I need more evidence to support this theory. What other seemingly cute things are not so cute after all?
Thank you for aiding my research.
~"Dr." A. Riverwood