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Poet deVine
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0 posted 2001-03-20 08:29 PM



You know it's not fair that brides get a shower when they get married and divorcee's don't when they get a divorce. After all, you need a LOT of stuff after the 'dividing of community property'. SO!!!!!


We're having a 'Happy Divorce Shower' for Doreen!!!


Right here....right now!!!


All the food has been catered so we don't have to worry about that.

Now...what is your gift to Doreen on this happy day?



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Elizabeth
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1 posted 2001-03-20 08:43 PM


A blender. hehe
Nan
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2 posted 2001-03-20 08:46 PM


I'm sending in some carpenters to do all that finish work on her house (including building a secret hideout where she can meditate) - Then she can hang her pictures again... and I'm ordering landscapers to make her yard a tropical paradise....

Can you spell FREEDOM, Doreen?... Happy Day, my friend..

Poet deVine
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I'll give her a $1000.00 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret!!!!

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4 posted 2001-03-20 10:20 PM


A personal chef!
Greeneyes617
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5 posted 2001-03-20 10:50 PM


How about a private spa? With a hunk to give you your daily massage? I donno about you, but I think that would be heaven on earth.
serenity blaze
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6 posted 2001-03-20 10:51 PM


I've gotta few things for ya...
just send me a mailing address

Dopey Dope
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7 posted 2001-03-20 11:15 PM


I'll give her a trampolin!


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8 posted 2001-03-21 09:57 AM


woohoo!!!!!!



it's done!!!
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FINAL DECREE IS IN!!!

I can't thank you all enough for this wonderful party!!! a SHOWER!!! for my divorce!!! how WONDERFUL!!! sharon, you're a doll!

and it's catered??? very very kewl!!! oh what a lucky FREE lady I am!!!

elizabeth- thank you so much for the blender! he took it with him and i needed one so i can mix up some frozen margueritas!!!! OLE!

Nan- carpenters AND landscapers???!!!! very very very kewl!!! i LOVE to watch those tan landscapers with their bare skin and i sure could use some help with my garden this year!!!! woohoo!!!! and the carpenters will FINALLY fix the neglect!! oh man oh man.... you mean i might be able to get hammered and not screwed this time? well....hmmm...... a little bit of both might be nice.... LOL.... i can't thank you enough!!!

sharon!!!!!!! that's my FAVORITE store!!!! thank you thank you thank you.... going out right now to buy some teddies, a couple of thongs, some skimpy panties, and those stockings i love so much to wear with my 5 inch pumps...... you know the ones... they have the lace at the top holding them to your thighs? you're a sweetie.... geez... i'm having a blast!!!

dark angel- a personal CHEF???!!!!! YUM!!!!!! thank you thank you.... sounds tasty!!!!

greeneyes- a private spa AND a private masseur???? i'm in heaven... Lord, i'm in heaven.... and he's sooooooo cute!!!!! thank you!!!

serenity- i'll email it to ya!!! can't wait! thank you, my friend.... you sending mardi gras panties??? oh boy oh boy!!!!

dopey- a trampoline???? what a sweetheart you are!!! you got me jumpin' for joy!!! and lemme tell ya, this girl bounces back!!!!!

You ALL are the greatest!!!! woohoo!!!! it's done.... i'm SINGLE!!!! you know what that means, don'tcha? watch out world, doreen's ready for all you've got to offer!!!!!!!

i'm singin' and dancin' in the rain!!!! and i DO LOVE a spring shower with thunder.... arghhhhhhh......this is TRULY a HAPPY day!!!!!!!!!





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9 posted 2001-03-21 10:38 AM


*shows up stylishly late*
Happy divorce, Doreen. It's good to see you smiling again.
Now let's party!
So what's in line for the music? Think Javier could play us a few songs on his guitar?

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort


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10 posted 2001-03-21 12:48 PM


Sure.......
pick a band:

Smashing Pumpkins
Nirvana
Silverchair
Nada Surf
Radiohead
Marilyn Manson
Led Zepplin
Or an original....

I'll play it!!
*pulls out his electric*

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11 posted 2001-03-21 12:53 PM


Shoot. . . you took my idea deVine!!

Well. . . how about a night out on the town??? Dinner, dancing. . . a show. . . you name it. . . the limo and all the trimmings will be on me. . .

Just tell me when. . . and I'll be there!!!!

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12 posted 2001-03-21 05:39 PM


I'll give her new door locks

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

doreen peri
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13 posted 2001-03-21 06:22 PM


hugs and kisses to all.... goodnight...
this was a long day.....

i love you all....

thank you more than words
can convey

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14 posted 2001-03-21 10:22 PM


I'm in...

I'll take a shower with Doreen anytime..!!!

... my bad.. oops.. that's not what we were talking about here huh??? I should read more than just the topic title from now on I guess...

okay...

well.. um.. congratulations Doreen!!!

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15 posted 2001-03-22 07:26 AM


LOL @ Local Rebel... I was going to say that too, but I would get banned for a month.

Javi el Poeta- Play some Manson!

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort


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16 posted 2001-03-23 03:14 AM


*italian accent*
You talkin' to me?


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17 posted 2001-03-24 10:10 PM


How about this one doreen? Will it do?
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Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

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18 posted 2001-03-25 06:53 AM


I did it again, didn't I? Or I could blame this stupid machine!

Dee

[This message has been edited by Dee (edited 03-25-2001).]

Sven
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19 posted 2001-03-25 01:13 PM


Dee, I don't think that the machine is at fault here!!    

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20 posted 2001-03-25 03:59 PM


Did anyone invite a Male Stripper to her party?
Allan Riverwood
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21 posted 2001-03-26 02:51 AM


No.
But can't we just use Acire?

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort


doreen peri
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22 posted 2001-03-26 03:47 PM


you guys are the greatest, y'know that? a male stripper who dries me off, fixes margeuritas in a brand new blender, does the landscaping, finishes the carpentry work, takes me out to dinner, dancing, gives me a massage, plays some romantic music, while i get to model all the victoria secret goodies i just picked out with my gift certificate.... and oh so much more.... what a lucky lady i am!!!

the dor's open.... when's he comin'? *sigh*


thanks again, everybody.... i appreciate you all and all the wonderful thoughts behind my shower gifts.... wow!! this shower's been going on for a few days now!!! i think i'm getting wet.....

thanks sincerely..... i'm sure there is a life out there somewhere, it's just a matter of finding it

-There is no Devil. Just God when He drinks. - Tom Waits

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23 posted 2001-03-27 09:32 PM


Wonderful, Doreen, now you have the "rest of your life".  Hope you find all you are looking for.   Hugs, ME
Irie
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24 posted 2001-04-02 08:39 PM


I'll give her a wish......
A wish for her happiness, well being, inner peace and joy, for a life time!  

I think I'll also include a year of FULL SERVICES at Gene Juarez
Including: Swiss Spa (it's wonderful)
Massages, foot soaks, manicures, facaials etc.
Include the works baby!  

Congrats to you doreen. May you always be happy.

~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"



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25 posted 2001-04-04 04:06 PM


WHy use acire when we have a trained professional right here?

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