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A Shower for Doreen!!!

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Poet deVine
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0 posted 03-20-2001 08:29 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine


You know it's not fair that brides get a shower when they get married and divorcee's don't when they get a divorce. After all, you need a LOT of stuff after the 'dividing of community property'. SO!!!!!


We're having a 'Happy Divorce Shower' for Doreen!!!


Right here....right now!!!


All the food has been catered so we don't have to worry about that.

Now...what is your gift to Doreen on this happy day?


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1 posted 03-20-2001 08:43 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

A blender. hehe
Nan
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I'm sending in some carpenters to do all that finish work on her house (including building a secret hideout where she can meditate) - Then she can hang her pictures again... and I'm ordering landscapers to make her yard a tropical paradise....

Can you spell FREEDOM, Doreen?... Happy Day, my friend..
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I'll give her a $1000.00 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret!!!!
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4 posted 03-20-2001 10:20 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

A personal chef!
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5 posted 03-20-2001 10:50 PM       View Profile for Greeneyes617   Email Greeneyes617   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Greeneyes617

How about a private spa? With a hunk to give you your daily massage? I donno about you, but I think that would be heaven on earth.
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6 posted 03-20-2001 10:51 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I've gotta few things for ya...
just send me a mailing address
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7 posted 03-20-2001 11:15 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

I'll give her a trampolin!

doreen peri
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8 posted 03-21-2001 09:57 AM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

woohoo!!!!!!



it's done!!!
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FINAL DECREE IS IN!!!

I can't thank you all enough for this wonderful party!!! a SHOWER!!! for my divorce!!! how WONDERFUL!!! sharon, you're a doll!

and it's catered??? very very kewl!!! oh what a lucky FREE lady I am!!!

elizabeth- thank you so much for the blender! he took it with him and i needed one so i can mix up some frozen margueritas!!!! OLE!

Nan- carpenters AND landscapers???!!!! very very very kewl!!! i LOVE to watch those tan landscapers with their bare skin and i sure could use some help with my garden this year!!!! woohoo!!!! and the carpenters will FINALLY fix the neglect!! oh man oh man.... you mean i might be able to get hammered and not screwed this time? well....hmmm...... a little bit of both might be nice.... LOL.... i can't thank you enough!!!

sharon!!!!!!! that's my FAVORITE store!!!! thank you thank you thank you.... going out right now to buy some teddies, a couple of thongs, some skimpy panties, and those stockings i love so much to wear with my 5 inch pumps...... you know the ones... they have the lace at the top holding them to your thighs? you're a sweetie.... geez... i'm having a blast!!!

dark angel- a personal CHEF???!!!!! YUM!!!!!! thank you thank you.... sounds tasty!!!!

greeneyes- a private spa AND a private masseur???? i'm in heaven... Lord, i'm in heaven.... and he's sooooooo cute!!!!! thank you!!!

serenity- i'll email it to ya!!! can't wait! thank you, my friend.... you sending mardi gras panties??? oh boy oh boy!!!!

dopey- a trampoline???? what a sweetheart you are!!! you got me jumpin' for joy!!! and lemme tell ya, this girl bounces back!!!!!

You ALL are the greatest!!!! woohoo!!!! it's done.... i'm SINGLE!!!! you know what that means, don'tcha? watch out world, doreen's ready for all you've got to offer!!!!!!!

i'm singin' and dancin' in the rain!!!! and i DO LOVE a spring shower with thunder.... arghhhhhhh......this is TRULY a HAPPY day!!!!!!!!!




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9 posted 03-21-2001 10:38 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*shows up stylishly late*
Happy divorce, Doreen. It's good to see you smiling again.
Now let's party!
So what's in line for the music? Think Javier could play us a few songs on his guitar?

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

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10 posted 03-21-2001 12:48 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Sure.......
pick a band:

Smashing Pumpkins
Nirvana
Silverchair
Nada Surf
Radiohead
Marilyn Manson
Led Zepplin
Or an original....

I'll play it!!
*pulls out his electric*
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11 posted 03-21-2001 12:53 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Shoot. . . you took my idea deVine!!

Well. . . how about a night out on the town??? Dinner, dancing. . . a show. . . you name it. . . the limo and all the trimmings will be on me. . .

Just tell me when. . . and I'll be there!!!!

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

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12 posted 03-21-2001 05:39 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I'll give her new door locks

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

doreen peri
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hugs and kisses to all.... goodnight...
this was a long day.....

i love you all....

thank you more than words
can convey
Local Rebel
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14 posted 03-21-2001 10:22 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

I'm in...

I'll take a shower with Doreen anytime..!!!

... my bad.. oops.. that's not what we were talking about here huh??? I should read more than just the topic title from now on I guess...

okay...

well.. um.. congratulations Doreen!!!
Allan Riverwood
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15 posted 03-22-2001 07:26 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

LOL @ Local Rebel... I was going to say that too, but I would get banned for a month.

Javi el Poeta- Play some Manson!

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

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16 posted 03-23-2001 03:14 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*italian accent*
You talkin' to me?

Dee
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17 posted 03-24-2001 10:10 PM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

How about this one doreen? Will it do?
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum47/HTML/000069.html

Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

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I did it again, didn't I? Or I could blame this stupid machine!

Dee

[This message has been edited by Dee (edited 03-25-2001).]

Sven
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19 posted 03-25-2001 01:13 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Dee, I don't think that the machine is at fault here!!    

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20 posted 03-25-2001 03:59 PM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

Did anyone invite a Male Stripper to her party?
Allan Riverwood
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21 posted 03-26-2001 02:51 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

No.
But can't we just use Acire?

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

doreen peri
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you guys are the greatest, y'know that? a male stripper who dries me off, fixes margeuritas in a brand new blender, does the landscaping, finishes the carpentry work, takes me out to dinner, dancing, gives me a massage, plays some romantic music, while i get to model all the victoria secret goodies i just picked out with my gift certificate.... and oh so much more.... what a lucky lady i am!!!

the dor's open.... when's he comin'? *sigh*


thanks again, everybody.... i appreciate you all and all the wonderful thoughts behind my shower gifts.... wow!! this shower's been going on for a few days now!!! i think i'm getting wet.....

thanks sincerely..... i'm sure there is a life out there somewhere, it's just a matter of finding it

-There is no Devil. Just God when He drinks. - Tom Waits

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Wonderful, Doreen, now you have the "rest of your life".  Hope you find all you are looking for.   Hugs, ME
Irie
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24 posted 04-02-2001 08:39 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

I'll give her a wish......
A wish for her happiness, well being, inner peace and joy, for a life time!  

I think I'll also include a year of FULL SERVICES at Gene Juarez
Including: Swiss Spa (it's wonderful)
Massages, foot soaks, manicures, facaials etc.
Include the works baby!  

Congrats to you doreen. May you always be happy.

~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"


 
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