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Toerag's Vacation

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Wicked Witch of the East
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0 posted 11-10-1999 06:08 PM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East

On vacation Toe did go,
...Alaska's where he went,
On the ocean in a kayak,
...is how his time was spent,
His feet got cold and so he bought,
...a heater to keep warm,
Placed it in the kayak's hull,
...and paddled up a storm,
Toe's craft caught fire and it sank,
...into the ocean blue,
Just goes to show, can't have your kayak,
...and then Toe, heat it too.
© Copyright 1999 Wicked Witch of the East - All Rights Reserved
hoot_owl_rn
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1 posted 11-10-1999 06:15 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Laughing like a loon here
LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


2 posted 11-10-1999 06:41 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Yo ho ho, Matey - a wonderful poem about Toerag trying to be like ol' Long John. Naturally, he wasn't sailor enough to brave the cold, and now he is shriveled up even more than before.
Bashful
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3 posted 11-10-1999 07:42 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

toe and his misadventures. I am glad that I do not have is bad luck. (blushing furiously and running to hide in my corner again)
Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 11-10-1999 07:55 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
your adventure brought me so to tittle,
I think I wet my pants a little.
Menage Numero Trois
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5 posted 11-10-1999 10:05 PM       View Profile for Menage Numero Trois   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Menage Numero Trois

*Cackling Madly!!!*
Ahhhh poor sexy Toe, heee shoulda taken one of zee Menage to varm him

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vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit
Menage #1
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6 posted 11-10-1999 10:51 PM       View Profile for Menage #1   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Menage #1

Peut-être, mon ami, Numero Trois - but I am looking for la tête de poètes de tête not for l'orteil.... especially for the raggy kind.....
Denise
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7 posted 11-10-1999 10:57 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious!

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Denise

Wicked Witch of the East
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8 posted 11-11-1999 12:28 AM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East

Thank you my pretties.....
"cackle cackle"

Toerag
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Ala bam a


9 posted 11-11-1999 06:53 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I'm just a quiet Toerag,
Bashful, shy, and kind,
But everyone treats me so bad,
I can't imagine why?

I'm nice to Balladeer,
But he's always mean to me?
I don't kick little kitties?
And I like witches from the east?

That's okay, I don't mind,
I'm used to humility,
But I just don't understand,
Why everybody picks on me?
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


10 posted 11-11-1999 07:19 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I knew this was a cold, callous, mean-spirited bunch of people. *G* First they leave carnage and destruction in their wake as they rush to try to nibble on you... then they laugh at you in your peril! These new "friends" leave much to be desired, sweet Toe! C'mon over here for some suthern comfort, dear one... so I can remind you that you'd have been quite warm enough if you hadn't snuck off on vacation without me! LOL
Tweety
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stute, of insanity, Passions t


11 posted 11-13-1999 06:45 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

Wook what me spied da witch doing.



Sally S.
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12 posted 11-13-1999 06:57 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

This place is full of loonies! Literally!! There's no place like home!!!
Too much fun!
 
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