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Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

0 posted 1999-11-10 06:08 PM

On vacation Toe did go,
...Alaska's where he went,
On the ocean in a kayak,
...is how his time was spent,
His feet got cold and so he bought,
...a heater to keep warm,
Placed it in the kayak's hull,
...and paddled up a storm,
Toe's craft caught fire and it sank,
...into the ocean blue,
Just goes to show, can't have your kayak,
...and then Toe, heat it too.

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

1 posted 1999-11-10 06:15 PM

Laughing like a loon here

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

2 posted 1999-11-10 06:41 PM

Yo ho ho, Matey - a wonderful poem about Toerag trying to be like ol' Long John. Naturally, he wasn't sailor enough to brave the cold, and now he is shriveled up even more than before.

Bashful
Junior Member

since 1999-10-22

Posts 28

3 posted 1999-11-10 07:42 PM

toe and his misadventures. I am glad that I do not have is bad luck. (blushing furiously and running to hide in my corner again)

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

4 posted 1999-11-10 07:55 PM

Toe,
your adventure brought me so to tittle,
I think I wet my pants a little.

Menage Numero Trois
Junior Member

since 1999-07-20

Posts 33
Zee South of France

5 posted 1999-11-10 10:05 PM

*Cackling Madly!!!*
Ahhhh poor sexy Toe, heee shoulda taken one of zee Menage to varm him

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vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit

Menage #1
Junior Member

since 1999-07-20

Posts 28

6 posted 1999-11-10 10:51 PM

Peut-être, mon ami, Numero Trois - but I am looking for la tête de poètes de tête not for l'orteil.... especially for the raggy kind.....

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

7 posted 1999-11-10 10:57 PM

Hillarious!

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Denise

Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

8 posted 1999-11-11 12:28 PM

Thank you my pretties.....
"cackle cackle"

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

9 posted 1999-11-11 06:53 AM

I'm just a quiet Toerag,
Bashful, shy, and kind,
But everyone treats me so bad,
I can't imagine why?

I'm nice to Balladeer,
But he's always mean to me?
I don't kick little kitties?
And I like witches from the east?

That's okay, I don't mind,
I'm used to humility,
But I just don't understand,
Why everybody picks on me?

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

10 posted 1999-11-11 07:19 AM

I knew this was a cold, callous, mean-spirited bunch of people. *G* First they leave carnage and destruction in their wake as they rush to try to nibble on you... then they laugh at you in your peril! These new "friends" leave much to be desired, sweet Toe! C'mon over here for some suthern comfort, dear one... so I can remind you that you'd have been quite warm enough if you hadn't snuck off on vacation without me! LOL

Tweety
Junior Member

since 1999-11-10

Posts 26
stute, of insanity, Passions to be more

11 posted 1999-11-13 06:45 PM

Wook what me spied da witch doing.

Sally S.
Senior Member

since 1999-06-07

Posts 847
Ohio

12 posted 1999-11-13 06:57 PM

This place is full of loonies! Literally!! There's no place like home!!!
Too much fun!

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