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Open Poetry #50

Computer Writing

Daddy Goose38
Member

since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2017-04-02 09:06 PM

Computer Writing

Okay, I decided that, sence I have to write something,
I would just cheat and do the easy thing
and let my computer write things for me.
The computer tells me many things
And most of what it says doesn't see
Either the Light of Day nor the Dark of night.
So here are the things the computer says.
If you have any complaints about this poem
You should blame the computer.
Because it is the computer that is really doing the writing, not me.
Well, okay. I may be telling the computer what to write
So the computer can write it
But it is not me. No! No!
So anyway, one of the things it says is:
Open parent document.
It also says:
Internet explorere has stopped working.
Windows can check online for a solution.
To activate press space bar.
It says: JAWS for windows is ready.
It says: 404 file not found.
The page can not be found.
It says: access forbidden you stupid human.
What makes you think you got access to this site? hahaha?
It says: you must restart your computer to stop it.
You must stop your computer to restart it.
It says: There is not enough space on the disk.
Because a cat is chasing your mouse,
So don't have any cheese about.
Press escape to enter program.
Press enter to exit you stupid human.
Hang up now or I'll initialize your hard drive.
Those are some of the things my computer tells me
When I can't sleep.

This goosey enough for you???

Jaime

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

1 posted 2017-04-03 12:07 PM

Yes, Jaime, this is "goosey enough"! After all this time, you and your computer have effectively merged. You both will be all the better for it I'm sure.

...just bein' Bluesy

P.U Stinkenbaum
Member
Posts 388
No Fan Of Exhaust Fans

2 posted 2017-04-03 12:54 PM

quote:
If you have any complaints about this poem
You should blame the computer

Until your computer turns 18, YOU are responsible Goosey!

Pass the Glade if you're going to do that here...

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