Balladeer and Memories and Picture

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Open Poetry #46

Balladeer and Memories and Picture

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-05-27 08:17 AM

When Balladeer was born,
The Dead Sea hadn't died,
It wasn't even feeling sick
When Balladeer turned five.

He's very old and somewhat wise,
Balding head-failing vision,
When wearing a beige turtleneck,
He resembles circumcision.

His lovelife too is failing,
And I've heard it said,
His blow up doll has run off
With a Sleep Number Bed.

After all when he grew old
And stamina wore thin
He became quite envious
Of things like a stiff wind.

Food replaced his sex life,
Gives him erotic feelings,
Had a mirror installed by Lowes
On his kitchen ceiling

So as a tribute to my pal
My buddy Balladeer,
I'll post this poem from long ago
For the newcomers here.
___________________________
I found this lovely photo
Of my dear friend Balladeer
We all know that he's frugal
But this is pretty weird.

Seems he shops at Walmart
Went to buy some briefs
Saw the price and said "HELL NO!!"
These bags they have for free.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (05-28-2010 07:40 AM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2010-05-27 11:01 AM

ROFL... I like the mirrored kitchen ceiling idea... maybe I'd do less tasting if I saw the results reflected immediately! LOL

And that pic is hysterical... I just hope that bag's not flimsy! LOL

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