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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2011-03-31 10:27 AM

Balladeer has finally found love,
She's really quite a "looker"
She was a guest on Jerry Springer,
A New York low priced hooker.

Though she has a pair of legs,
She is a tad bit sleezy,
He likes his women like his eggs
(Greasy and over easy).

With all the men she's been with,
She told 'Deer' with poise and grace,
Just how much she loves him,
And directly to his face;

"You are sweet and lots of fun,
And the second best lover I've had,
There are sixty two guys in first place
So 'second' is not so bad."

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

1 posted 2011-03-31 10:34 AM

I knew there was a reason to peek in before work. I needed a morning smile.

Thanks, Toe.

Alison

dreamgal
Member

since 2011-03-17

Posts 442

2 posted 2011-03-31 10:54 AM

I am fairly new here Toe,
So I think this is my first time reading something of yours
I second what Allison said. Lol

Honeybunch
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-29

Posts 7115
South Africa

3 posted 2011-03-31 11:08 AM

I think we've all missed the banter. So glad it's back when it seems that more than one of us need a smile. Toe at his best!

Helen

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

4 posted 2011-03-31 11:34 AM

HaHaHa Toe! (Sorry 'Deer) Thanks for contributing to our good health with this wonderful dose of humor.

Lori

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2011-03-31 03:34 PM

Only 62? LOL He's still in a fine... ummmm... position. LOL

This is just the smiles my day needed! *S*

Word Weaver
Member

since 2011-03-06

Posts 437
California, USA

6 posted 2011-03-31 09:03 PM

You gotta love this and if you know Ballader you gotta love it even more.

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2011-03-31 10:06 PM

Good grief! I thought this would be such a good day. I woke up, checked the lottery numbers and hit for 2 million, Then I checked my answering machine to hear that Shania Twain is still begging me to take her back. TIME magazine has selected me as a finalist for Man of the Year and SPAM has made me their national spokesman....a real good and and then I come here to find Toerag back! What a way to ruin a man's day!!!

Actually, you been gone waaaaaaaaay too long, lugnut!

Klassy Lassy
Member Elite

since 2005-06-28

Posts 2187
Oregon

8 posted 2011-04-01 02:04 AM

Since I appear to be in the "no fly" zone again, I'd better be careful where I step!

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

9 posted 2011-04-02 01:23 AM

Ha ha, Love it.
Ida

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