Cupid Has A Crooked Arrow
You have eyes for that pretty little girl
Blond curls and crystal clear blue eyes
A sexy little walk and dimples with a friendly smile
She gives you the eye then says we’re friends
But that little ole arrow of cupids hits the dog
She follows you around the house with stars in her eyes
She sits on your lap, gives you a doggy kiss
True love, friends, true love.
Now that little ole cupid is just a babe
How can he shoot that ole arrow properly?
Now down the street is this little ole sexy dreamboat
Tall, slender, muscles all in the right places
Twinkling eyes, a drop dead smile
A slight British accent, upper class
Now here comes that baby , his diaper a hangin’ low
He hits the little ole man next door
Poor man can hardly walk, but he thinks he a dashing
Flashing a toothless smile and exhaling his drop dead
I keep a tellin’ ya
Watch out for that little ole babe cause he keeps a shootin’
those little ole crooked arrows.
Watch out, watch out, here he comes
Oh! No! He just hit an elephant