Sitting in Michael's Lap
Modern-day heroes, to be sure ... my uncle married a firefighter, and my if she isn't a little 5'4 ball of spunk and muscle! My uncle is 6'4 and weighs in at about 290 lbs -- and she has demonstrated that she is quite capable of carrying him out of a burning building should it become necessary! She just tossed him over one shoulder and jogged three laps around the yard ... ROFL ... you should have seen his face!
Thus, Jamie, I speak from experience when I say that you and other members of your profession are rare birds indeed ... often in more ways than one!