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Hermit Crab Confidential
By: Noah Eaton
8/21/05

The sun has set, let’s make whoopee,
rub-a-dub-dubbing on the electric beach,
head to the shingles if you wanna mingle,
make the night tingle, let's all commingle,
give it a burl, you lil' understudy,
holy dooley, that's pretty spiffy,
hey Crabby Dan, flat out like a lizard drinkin',
no, then slip on those budgie smugglers for the beach beacons...

Rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
there's just some parties that just turn up,
some you can't explain, bubble up like soap suds,
rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
scamperin' away in this nocturnal regalement invitational,
all hermit crab confidential...



The sun has set, let's chirp like a brumby,
put on one rip snortin' stridulation symphony,
hey, at night we're all just young, restless surfies,
come one, come all, you sandgropers, banana benders and yabbys...

Rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
there's just some parties that just turn up,
some you can't explain, bubble up like soap suds,
rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
scamperin' away in this nocturnal regalement invitational,
all hermit crab confidential...



Rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
there's just some parties that just turn up,
some you can't explain, bubble up like soap suds,
rub-a-dub-dub, hermies in the tub,
soakin' away in Hubba-Hubba Hub,
scamperin' away in this nocturnal regalement invitational,
all hermit crab confidential...

Hermit crab confidential,
(Chirp chirp!)
hermit crab confidential,
(Chirp chirp!)
hermit crab confidential,
(Chirp chirp!)
ha ha, hermit crab confidential...

(That was ripper, little dipper!)
No kiddin', shark biscuit!


"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other"

Mother Teresa

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Ericc
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1 posted 2006-06-13 06:47 PM


Great write Noah..you always bring a smile.

Eric

Jess
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2 posted 2006-06-14 03:14 PM


What a cute poem! And great pics
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