Hangin' Bangin And Drunk (redneck series)

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Open Poetry #37

Hangin' Bangin And Drunk (redneck series)

ManOfWolves28
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since 2005-12-21

Posts 83

0 posted 2006-02-24 02:54 PM

Hangin' Bangin' and Drunk

Bang goes the beaver
Chop goes the cleaver
Im chasin' beavers down the river
Smashin armordillos on the interstate
Goin down th Shorty's Bar 'n Grill
I saw her.
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Those razor thin lips,
That serpantine tongue
and enought make-up to paint a house.
She's the queen of trailer park tramps.
Recon I autta buy 'er a beer.
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Gettin' drunk and kickin' chickens
Im goin' over da Mc Clucks chicken factory.
This is like reachin up a hog's butt fer a ham sandwich.
YO!
gimme 'nother beer,
More bread and chips.
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Thought I seen Richard Petty Drivin' big rig style.
Bashin' armordillos with a crowbar
Chasin' beavers down da river.
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Reckon Im gonna call this one done
or things could get uglier then a can of spinach
in a pig's belly.

...If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2006-02-24 06:25 PM

phew, you succeeded with that in the title

LOL

but remember
I am a vegetarian
I am not a redneck
my sister raises them hogs in Alaska
and gettin at the bacon
is a larder harder than just reachin in

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (02-24-2006 07:19 PM).]

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