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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2003-01-04 03:13 PM


I'm a Raelian alien.
Cloned clowning aside,
how do you know
for sure
one way
or the other?
Give me a break!
I want to see some proof.
I'd like to see the DNA.
I'd really really like to see
God's face
as he laughs at this
newest human foible.
But seriously?
My mom always said
I was different,
not like my siblings.
Perhaps
I am from
a distant star
afterall?
Maybe I'm a Raelian alien?

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (01-04-2003 03:18 PM).]

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Corinne
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1 posted 2003-01-04 04:12 PM


Maybe, could be, perhaps!

Cor

nakdthoughts
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2 posted 2003-01-04 04:39 PM


haaaaaa....but whom were you cloned from

M

Sunshine
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3 posted 2003-01-04 05:04 PM



You have the BEST
sense of humor...
alien to most!  LOL...
I'm so enjoying your
outlook on life!
Keep the giggles,
and veracity,
coming.

NewEnglandlazurlu
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4 posted 2003-01-04 07:51 PM


LOL!!!!   This is great.  


Hugs, Marti

LADY_DEATH
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5 posted 2003-01-04 08:47 PM


I'm from Mars.... and you?But seriously...I laughed so hard that i cried.


visitvenus
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6 posted 2003-01-04 10:58 PM


Or maybe you've been to Venus?  


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7 posted 2003-01-04 11:23 PM


I don't think thats funny! I am a clone you know. Oh who am I kidding?!

Never be normal!

garysgirl
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8 posted 2003-01-04 11:28 PM


Kacy, this is so cute......

Perhaps we  ALL  are aliens???   HaHaaa!!  

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~  
                  

regards2you
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9 posted 2003-01-04 11:35 PM




Kacy, I still nominate you. Maybe that is what we need is an alien in office someplace. At least I think you'd give us a good laugh, along with peace and goodwill...what a combo! Like your imagination.


Hugs Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
        "Desiderata"

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10 posted 2003-01-05 01:31 AM


You don't have an ear growing out of an elbow, do ya?
You never know...when it comes to cloning.

Hoping that you were man-made!

Ed

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11 posted 2003-01-05 02:44 AM


great write! I feel the same way.
Kethry
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12 posted 2003-01-05 02:58 AM


Well! I know I'm not a raelian alien. At least not on my home planet, er mindwipe - you didn't hear me say that. MY DNA is as normal as yours - isn't it?

Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown



Midnitesun
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13 posted 2003-01-05 03:52 PM


Thanks to each of you who read and enjoyed my alien attack. It was a really fun write. You guys are the best aliens around.
Dr.Moose1
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14 posted 2003-01-05 07:36 PM


Midnitesun,
I believe everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. If I want to think I walk around on four legs, have hooves, and a big set of antlers, who does that hurt? As far as the "Doctor" thing goes, I'm not practicing anything but poetry, so there again, no-one is getting harmed ( Offended? Possibly., Bored? more than likely.,Alienated? who knows?)
Anyway, I got a kick out this. See ya around the home planet, or mother-ship or whatever.
Doc

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15 posted 2003-01-07 04:34 AM


It will be interesting to see the final outcome of all this...James
Midnitesun
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16 posted 2003-01-07 08:04 AM


Dr, when you find our HOME planet, can you give me a new map?

James, the thread or the cloning spoof?

May God help us all if they really did this dastardly deed.

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