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Balladeer's Been Robbed!!
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Balladeer's Been Robbed!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer dialed 911, Friday night quite late, Said somebody stole his steering wheel, His dashboard and his brakes. They dispatched the swat team, Road blocked all the streets, Checked his car, found Balladeer, Sitting in his back seat. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag And it's anyones guess what he was doing back there? LOL |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
Chuckling here.........to cute Toe. |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Now, Mr. Toerag, you shouldn't have left us hanging like that. Are you going to finish it now, or is it a continuing thing? HeeHee !! Love makes the world go 'round (unkown) |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OH good grief!!  Thanks for the morning chuckles. ~Hugs~ ~I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before.~ |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Oh, ha ha..haa.. ..love your mind.... sitting here laughing again.... so, creative, so cute!  Thanking you, Warm Regards, Pat ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Yanno, some folks just shouldn't have cell phones. LOL But at least he wasn't asleep at the wheel... or under them! LOL This is great, sweets... thanks for the grins! *S* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
He was very lucky this time For he was in his own car And was parked in his own driveway - Hadn't wandered far. Police could only shake their heads Remembering when He'd napped upon the Mayor's lawn An unforgivable sin! With just a bit too much of booze He's wont to commandeer Any quiet comfortable spot... That's our boy - Balladeer!!! LOL... Sorry, sweets... hope you don't mind. *G* I just figured that wasn't the first time he'd wakened going "Hunh?" LOL |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Caught red-ha...i mean, grease-handed, oh, forget it! LOL! Who knows what he was doing back there anyway! LOL! This is cute, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Hehe aw, you made my morning livable *grins* |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Why would anyone want to steal something of Balladeer's? Don't they know he has rabies? I'm guessing he was drunk, but then again, how would I know? And how do you know? Are you just making up things about poor Balladeer..... Why am I asking so many questions? Ahhhh! "Sticks and stones will break my bones, |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Poor Deer will go insane I'm sure From all the laughs he must endure Poor guy thought he was robbed for real When he couldn't find his steering wheel His mind was fogged by booz I guess He got himself in a tricky mess With the cops he tried to make a deal But they wouldn't lend him their steering wheel ROFLMAO I like this one Toe, just keep them coming Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Connel
since 2002-11-04
Posts 736Florida, USA |
That crap aint funny.. My brothers steeringwheele got stolen once.. ( as a prank ) so it can happen! lol I wish to become a great poet some day, but it will only come in time. Til then, I shall write my poems, and wait. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Coming from one who was conceived in a back seat, this ain't bad!  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Speaking of sitting in back seats, this calls for a repost - heh - brb |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
haaaaaaa....I feel like I am watching a Laurel and Hardy movie  M |
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