LongJohn's Girl and Balladeer's Whirl

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-10-31 12:45 PM

Toerag got the one eyed girl,
And though her sight is near,
She's better than the other two got
LongJohn and Balladeer.

LongJohn's girl's a real sweetheart,
She dances and she strips.
She's "Ampicillin Annie"
And LongJohn's kinda sick.

They say she's had so many,
(Before old LongJohn came)
She gave them all a number,
Never knew their names.

LongJohn called her "hon"
She calls him one '0' one,
She's Ampicillin Annie,
The love of Old LongJohn.

Now Balladeer's gal is as sweet as a song,
But she too had a thing she passed along,
He called her darling, she called him "Deer"
But she left him lonely, and with a fear.

Now Balladeer's got this awful itch,
That makes him scratch, makes him twitch,
And one more thing, (he just can't hide it)
Little sores here and there, and one on his lip.

Now both of my pals
Ask themselves why
It had to be Toerag
To catch that girl's eye!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-31-2002 01:12 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-10-31 12:52 PM

On All Hallow's Eve
Twas evil they spoke -
Both the sailor and Bal
Just had to poke
Fun at saintly sweet Toe.
Now a whimpering mess
Is all that remains
Of those two pests!

ROFL... They both got the gifts that keep on giving, hunh? LOL There is justice after all. *G*

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

2 posted 2002-10-31 12:54 PM

Poor Lorelei read this poem and is now very distraught over your allusions. You are a cad!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

3 posted 2002-10-31 01:00 PM

No....I doubt that..but I'll bet Lorelei cuts ya off now....or still...or whatever...(don't feel bad though LJA, 'Deer's wife cut him down to once a month..(cut some of his friends off all together)......

disclaimer:...Dear Ms. Deer, please know the preceding was only meant as harassment to certain parties...only fun intended...and I'm sure you haven't had any of that kind of fun in a very long time anyhow. So Ms. Deer, just snuggle up to a good book, and dream of what used to be).

[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-31-2002 01:07 PM).]

Professor Gloom
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since 2000-07-23

Posts 3082
of Depression

4 posted 2002-10-31 01:06 PM

Mr. Toerag
Very close to Shel Silverstein's work of Penicillin Penny
That was preformed by Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show on their sloppy seconds album, from which seemingly inspired you greatly.

[This message has been edited by Professor Gloom (10-31-2002 02:58 PM).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2002-10-31 01:09 PM

Professor Gloom,,,,Yep...borrowed the name...but not the poem...thanks for heads up gloom....I know I've sung the song many times..didn't know who wrote it...but the words are not any of the same..thanks again.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-31-2002 03:31 PM).]

Corinne
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since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

6 posted 2002-10-31 02:45 PM

LOL - you guys crack me up!

Cor

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

7 posted 2002-10-31 02:59 PM

Well, Mr. Toe, ya'll are at it again
Can't stay away for a minute
You got yourself in real deep this time
Hope nobody steps in it

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

8 posted 2002-10-31 03:05 PM

Well, I didn't mean to say all that up above
Just couldn't help myself it seems
Just look at what ya'll make us do, even
here on HALLOWEEM'S
(weeeeelllllll....I had to make it rhyme, didn't I?????) HeeHee!!!

Love to All,
Ethel

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

9 posted 2002-10-31 04:41 PM

Now you, go stand in the corner...young man...
or should I say old man....
I think you need a spanking, Mr.Toe...

~
hugs and punishment

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

10 posted 2002-11-01 12:41 PM

Well, all I can say, pal, is we may have a social disease but you ARE a social disease!! Now back to your cave...

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

11 posted 2002-11-01 03:03 AM

this is way too much fun for a boring old lady like me! my tummy hurts from laughing...I'm going to bed now, g'night

Tammy Blessing
Member

since 2002-08-26

Posts 366
PA

12 posted 2002-11-01 11:41 AM

That's not a sore on Balladeers lip!! It's the mark from the "hit" you just gave him!
You guys are so venerily..I mean very..funny!

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