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Duhhhhluzions......(Humor for someone)
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Duhhhhluzions......(Humor for someone) |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA 
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There I was, lying on the beach, watching all the young.... OH MY, OH MY, OH MYYYY YI YI YI..... Out of the blue of the ocean, pure.....OH MAN.... Like the song.....There she was....justa walkin down the street....errrr beach.... Five feet of gorgeous babe.....30 plus 20 plus heaven measurements.... Eyes that could stop Big Ben from ticking.... Checking my pulse....whewwww...yep, still got one..... But the battery is gonna need replacement after seeing this.... Any way.....there she was....walking straight at me...about a hundred yards away and decreasing as my pressure was certainly increasing....all over me...... and I...well, I couldn’t help but just lie there...drooling all over myself and quivering like a washer on spin......with my eyeballs lying in the sand... Sheeeeeeeesh....what is a man supposed to do when he sees something... NO, not something..... EVERYTHING...... walking straight at him.... So, here I am...trying to figure out what line I could use on her....and my mind is so numb....I cannot even figure out which way is east.... Where is the sun? What time of day is it? ....and .... Duhhhhhh, Stoooopid... I got it, the right line....all figured out... Fifty yards and closing.... T minus 1 minute and counting....Whoa...wait just a second..... What thuh???? She’s gone??? How can that be??? Where is this goddess from the universe?? Let me check something here... Darn pills I’ve been takin’.... Check the warning label..... “Caution....this medication causes male dis-function and illusions. Middle aged men should be cautious of exposure to young beautiful women.... ALL women should avoid contact with middle aged men on beaches. Slobbering and incoherent muttering are typical symptoms.” Siiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhh |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Very cute, Barry... It sounds as if you had a very pleasant hallucination from those pills...  ~ hugs and hallucinationsLyra |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Barry I am laughing...I think you are too. This was a delight!  |
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ThisDiamond Member Rara Avis
since 2002-02-22
Posts 9353Michigan, USA |
Wow! Good thing you don't have to worry about such things Mag... Must be real gritty getting sand all over one's tongue and all...not to mention chafey. Very creative, and great fun. ThisDiamond |
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alterego Member
since 2002-02-23
Posts 113Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
This is just so outrageously ...well... OUTRAGEOUS  Nearly fell off my chair laughing when you checked your pulse to see if you were still alive. Nicely done!!!   Sheila  Create something infinite today - Smile!!! |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 ROTFL!!! Oh Barry, this is hilarious, how are those pills tested anyhow, there is always one side effect or another! LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, this is way diverse from your usual style but I just love it when you experiment, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Barry, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Lyra...darn meds....really gotta keep an EYE on what one takes..... sheesh!! Martie....smile....yep, I am still laughing and get a kick out of doing something like this every now and then....One can always dream...Was that a dream???? Kathy....Spuhhhhh spuhhhh spuhhhh...sand is sure gritty.... Alterego....maybe I need to change my pen name to your's.....seems I need an alter ego right now....thanx!! Noah, the devil made me do it...or was it the meds? |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Barry - get off the beach! You're gonna have a heart attack!. Where is this beach, by the way? BC |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
BC....I can't tell you....My doctor warned me to not tell any middle aged men the location of this beach... Thanx... |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
And the name of the medication is? Still grinning here... Hope some gull doesn't swoop down and pick those eyeballs up off the sand for a quick snack... |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Sun???? The name of the med....hmmmmmmm....that is a closely guarded secret here.... After all, seeing as how I am now one of THEM......and the fact that I am now blind (no eyeballs) I really can't tell ya, even if I wanted to. YOU KNOW how senility and old age affect the male mental processes....HUH? Was I saying something? Good Morn. Kansas.... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
smiling, methinks you have the perfect lines right here! you are SO cute!  This is precious m'friend! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... I love this, Magnus!!! *G* Thanks for the grins, giggles, and guffaws. *G* |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Just because you might never own a sports car does'nt mean you can't look at them. paladin |
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