Tax inspection for the Pooper Scooper

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Open Poetry #22

Tax inspection for the Pooper Scooper

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

0 posted 2002-09-04 09:42 PM

A Super Dooper Pooper Scooper?

I thought you were a Buggadeer
Working a bit on the side my friend?
Ahum I must come and inspect you I fear

Being a Government's tax employee
I feel it my duty to tell you man
That I want to inspect all your books
I will come over as soon as I can

So be aware Super Dooper Pooper Scooper
Don't think you can mess around with me
I'm intending to inspect you inside out
The penalty? Now let me see

You write a nice poem for Toereg here
You even may include Long John Ag
And I mean nice like the I like you stuff
I'm holding you in contempt if you nag

Titia
Official Governments Tax employee

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

1 posted 2002-09-04 09:47 PM

(giggles in delight) Start the presses, plant it down on Page 1: Balladeer: Poop of the Scoop: Has One Went Over The Coup's Nest? LOL! Oh my gosh, this is hilarious, this may be the beginning of a whole new soap opera, I LOVE IT, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Titia, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

SmartChick
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

2 posted 2002-09-04 10:13 PM

Uh oh, is someone in trouble? Check 'em out good, Titia.

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2002-09-04 10:31 PM

This is hysterical!---But I don't think your putting enough fear--into the Balladeer! Your promise to exam him inside out would probably intrigue him---heck! He'd probably invite you over with legs...er, arms, wide open! Teehee! Love your wit and humour!

Linda

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2002-09-04 10:48 PM

Write a nice poem for Toerag?
That's much too taxing, I fear.
That punishment is way too harsh
For your good friend Balladeer.

And LongJohn? Who the heck is he?
He comes and goes at will.
Don't stay around enough to whip
'Cause he knows I would kill.

So come inspect me head to toe
I'll have my books wide open.
I think you'll find my figures good
At least that's what I'm hopin'!!!!

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