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ShadowRider
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0 posted 2002-05-08 11:35 PM



When Brits Have Fits

For twenty quid, I’d attempt to hide
Your computer right here, safe inside
Then Krissy could not complain of use
of the time on device of alleged abuse.

When no-one is around, access is gravy
Until salvos are fired from the Home Navy
Her Majesties finest:processors that is
The battle rages on from two Darling Ms’s.

Vegas odds are being tabulated yet
So pick your horse!Place your bet!
The smart money’s on Marcia; at 2 to 1
They’d be lower if her foe was a son.

A simple solution, is yet to be had
for two eager Brits that live to be bad
To keep Krissy off it, it has been heard:
Just make the logon an adult curse word!



Sorry!usually don't make a frivolous post,
but here it is, like a stinky ol' fish,
just for the hall-i-but. tSR


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Madame Chipmunk
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1 posted 2002-05-08 11:38 PM


And Jeff...you really think that Krissy doesn't know any adult curse words?

She probably knows more than Marsha

Lyra

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ShadowRider
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2 posted 2002-05-08 11:41 PM


awwwww naaaaahhhhh
I can sense her innocence, waaaaaaay over here, in the midwest.  She did tell me, once, that she complains of that constant aftertaste of soap in her mouth, tho.

Just hope Marcia uses the antibacterial kind (ya know:  to kill those bad germy words)

Marsha
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3 posted 2002-05-09 07:10 AM


Jeff darling boy this is utterly utterly wonderful. Why don’t you write more frivolous posts this is so sweet. But you are a misapprehension you know Krissy is no innocent……….. she’s far from the sweet innocence and dewy eyed sweetheart you think she is

Krissy as an innocent don’t make me laugh
My little Krissy walks a crooked path
Trouble will find her like it finds me
In fact she and trouble are very friendly
I’m not one to gossip but I’m telling you
The tales you’ve heard of her every one is true

Krissy the innocent! Definitely not true
Krissy isn’t innocent, as she’d show you
I know my daughter she’d eat you for sure
Then when she’s done she’d ask for more
If you seek protection I’m your only hope
I’ve got the power and a bit of rope

Krissy a sweet innocent Hah that’s a lie
Hang on to me boys or you’re gonna die
Krissy isn’t innocent trust me on this
Krissy is dangerous there’s poison in her kiss
Stay out of her path boys better stay clear
I’ll protect you darling boys never you fear

Watch out darling boy she’s behind you……….. I love this one darling boy I really do. Krissy tells me that doing rhyme wasn’t too hard, she’s a cheeky miss. You do know she’s not a little angel, of course you do. But them Krissy isn’t a little anything, she’s an adult and don’t we all know it.


Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy


To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79


Kethry
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4 posted 2002-05-09 07:53 AM


Shadow,
lololololololol.

Kethry

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5 posted 2002-05-09 08:37 AM




(giggles over Marsha's poetic reply) Aha, so the truth comes out! LOL! Awwwwww, I am sure she has grown up around little things like that, but yet, we can't help it and I know she does have some innocence she just doesn't like to show off in front of Marsha! LOL! This is a cute and delightful read, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Jeff, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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