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Deer's Dilemna - heh
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Deer's Dilemna - heh |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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After a few years of married life, ‘Deer found his performance was slack. So he went to his family doctor, Crying, "I want my virility back!" His doctor tried several things, But none of them gave a cure. So he concluded, "Balladeer, It's in your head. I'm sure." So ‘Deer found himself a Shrink, (Please pardon this ironic term) But after a few visits with him Nothing further could be discerned. And so Balladeer, in desperation, Found a Witch Doctor of local fame. The Witch Doctor said, "I can cure this." And threw some powder on a flame. There was a flash, some billowing smoke, The Witch Doctor said, "This is powerful healing. But you can use it only once a year, No matter your amorous feeling." "So use it wisely, and you'll perform Like you had your old virility. To get it started all you do, Is count from 1 to 3." ‘Deer inquired, "How long will it last?" The Doctor, "For as long as you need." ‘Deer thought, "I'll have it all year!" Such is the old one's greed. "What happens when I want it to stop?" Our ‘Deer to the Doctor implored. The Doctor responded, "It will stop, When it hears the count up to 4." So ‘Deer went home with his ‘cure', And that night as he lied in her arms Thought of how things were now right, And he'd take advantage of her charms. He snuggled up close, counted ‘1-2-3'" As he thought of times before. She responded to our Balladeer, "What did you say, ‘1-2-3' for?" Poor old ‘Deer - Looks like he shouldn't have married somebody who could count higher than him - lol. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh my....look who came in to stir the pot.... |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
So funny...I'll make sure I never count in bed..just in case... glad to see your prose returning honey |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Long John, you gave me a smile this morning but please don't tell 'Deer.  Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
heeheehee don't count our 'Deer out of the game just yet.... He just needs a dip in the sea to get back his virility |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
lil Sunshine girl - Thank you for not banning me to the old bone pile with this one. I'm sure Balladeer will scamper away and lick his wounds. Lorelei - Whatever you do, don't count above a million or so - lol Dee - Your secret is safe with me *wink* SEA - A dip in the sea works for me! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Hey LngJhnAg, Didn't you know Balladeer is ambidextrous? That was a cute lunge but the retort will be painful and swift. Lots of luck my friend. LOL |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, jeez! Children to the right of me..pirates to the left of me. At least gather up 2 or 3 more so it will be a fair fight! LongJohn, I'll be along as soon as I finish up with the Gerber kid...  [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 11-16-2001).] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Very cute sir!!! I thought you were going to the golf course with this one (fore!) but this is too cute!!  |
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