User Friendly
Virginia Salter


I said that I was “user friendly”
and gave the wrong imply
When I learned it was “computer friendly”
I thought that I would die

So please don’t try to use me
for I would surely balk
As it would cause most others
to about me often talk

Yes, they might talk, and talk
until my face was red
With words so erroneous
because o’ what I shoulda said

‘N’ gossip is a thing
I really do abhor
it taints the saints and good-uns
making living quite a chore

© June 12,  2000