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desperado
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since 1999-05-24

Posts 312
FT Hood,Tx

0 posted 2001-04-04 04:42 AM

I was sitting in the office
just the other day
when up came a friend
I met around the way
we sat and talked some stupid stuff
just to pass the time
she hit me once and hit me twice
got written for the crime
then she touched my feet
and blew my breath away
those feet smelled awfully nasty
worse than yesterday
when I walked down the street
and killed a couple three
no one knew just what to do
I even killed a tree
they used a hose to clean me off
but the stink just repelled it
then they used a hydrant
I swear I never felt it
from soap to suds to alcohol
nothing made a dent
it seems the stink was there to stay
I swear it is hell bent
but she took my shoes off here today
and rubbed my feet I swear
I didn't ask I didn't plead
and no I didn't dare
too bad it was the two of us
I really am depressed
just wish we had a couple more
and then I'd be impressed
cause it's not everyday
things happen like this
I just wish we had that four
cause foreplay's a shame to miss

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. --Soren Kierkegaard

[This message has been edited by desperado (edited 04-04-2001).]

Temptress

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-06-15

Posts 7136
Mobile, AL

1 posted 2001-04-04 05:13 AM

Well..geesh...can't satisfy anyone with just a simple foot rub. ROTFL! Give em a footrub, and they want a foreplaysome.

Cute, write, Des.

Its certainly good to see someone else is having fun around here!

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

2 posted 2001-04-04 11:15 AM

She must like you to touch those stinky toes!!!! I liked this one Des.

jfreak
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since 1999-06-17

Posts 306
Yuma, AZ, USA

3 posted 2001-04-04 11:25 AM

Dude,

This was hilarious. I am sitting here just trying not to piss my pants. Word of advice...CHANGE THE SOCKS BRO!!!! &
DR. SCHOLLS!!! LOL

Great work.

J~

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

4 posted 2001-04-04 11:29 AM

Good one - we've missed you....

Brad Majors

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since 2001-04-03

Posts 2647
Georgia

5 posted 2001-04-04 01:01 PM

Yes she must love you, my wife wont look at my toes let alone rub them

inot2B
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since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

6 posted 2001-04-04 01:15 PM

I don't do feet!!! YUCK
They can be clean and smell sweet, but if not attached to a baby, forget it.

Saxoness

Senior Member

since 1999-07-18

Posts 1102
Texas

7 posted 2001-04-04 01:37 PM

Groooooosssss lol. Thats it, we are initiating the sock rule. The rule is, whenever you are around me, WEAR SOCKS lol.
You're crazy. No, correction, who ever this girl is, is crazy. The military is really GETTING to you people. hee hee. Laters.

"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2001-04-04 02:06 PM

I enjoyed this very much, des... now keep those tootsies clean and you may get moreplay! *G*

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

9 posted 2001-04-05 01:45 PM

This was CUTE!!! Kinda made MY toes tingle...
(serenity inspects toes thoughtfully...uh oh...time for a pedicure!) This one made my feet happy!

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

10 posted 2001-04-05 02:58 PM

Ahhh, YUCK!... funny... but yuck! Thanks for the laugh.

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