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Wicked Witch of the East
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0 posted 2000-02-26 03:24 PM


Mike, O' Mike, wilt thou be mine,
Or is it Tim with lips of wine,
I fear you both are just one schiz,
To make things worse, are both a ditz.

It matters not, for I've the hots,
For what it is, that you've both gots,
I'm drawn to you, as gull to dump,
I'd like to pinch, you (and you) on your rump.

Mikey/Timmy, please be mine,
And stay away from Ms. deVine,
For that sultry, sexy siren,
Shan't be stealin', what I'm desiren.

O' come to me (and me), and don't be a squawkins,
Because my name, is Sadie Hawkins.




[This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 02-26-2000).]

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Mike
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1 posted 2000-02-26 04:16 PM


ack!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Mike (edited 02-26-2000).]

Mike
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2 posted 2000-02-26 04:18 PM


I hate to break this to you Tim,
But I'm afraid your light is dim,
The Wicked Witch is not a she,
It is a him, that she might be.

Tim
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3 posted 2000-02-26 04:22 PM


I know you write the sonnets sweet,
But I'm the one, who has big feet.
I see the ruse, the Witch employs,
He'll not get these Kansas boys.

[This message has been edited by Tim (edited 02-26-2000).]

Martie
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4 posted 2000-02-26 04:37 PM


Laughing here...that wicked witch does look like a guy, kinda cute too, from the picture.
Poet deVine
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5 posted 2000-02-26 05:05 PM


This explains a lot!!! LOL  Now you're talking to yourself and talking to yourself.. triple threat! No wonder you win all your cases!!! Very good Tim/Mike/Witch!
Mike
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6 posted 2000-02-26 11:19 PM


The only problem is that lately I have been losing the arguments with myself...
Meadowmuse
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7 posted 2000-02-26 11:26 PM


Losing arguments? *shrug* So give yourself the silent treatment.
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8 posted 2000-02-26 11:32 PM


Wick~
Just toooooooo comedic !
What a blast.  
Just wait 'til the judge gets a look
at the three of you !
~*Marge*~



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Denise
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9 posted 2000-02-28 11:21 AM


This is hillarious!!   The three of you are quite talented!!  

Denise

Andrew Scott
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10 posted 2000-02-28 08:33 PM


Yo Wicked One... Monkey Boy here... good to see around. Say, I'll give you a dance if you let me borrow Ian the dog European.  Got a small war on my hands and Justin Tolerable is scheduled to processed into Kalcan.  What ya say... dance for the dog? Deal?

----

PS  Like this bit of work. Shifty  

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