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deleeme
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since 1999-10-09
Posts 1766
NEW ENGLAND, USA

0 posted 2000-02-29 05:33 PM


Everybody gather 'round
Don't sit in a slump,
'Cause this here is "LEAP DAY"
So get ready to Jump!

But don't do it in a land-fill--
Or you'll be down in the Dumps!

Don't do it in front of a big blowing fan,
For Do-Do has been known to hit it,I understand!

And don't do it out of a window that's open,
If fer a another day, you really are hopin"!

And don't do it playing Leap Frog with a Porcupine,
'Cause if you miscalculate, a bloody mess you will
        find!

Don't do it, if already your ankle is broken,
For your pain will be great,and that ain't a jokin'!

But Jump for Joy, That an Extra Day you had,
And as Leap Days go--it ain't been too bad!!!

HAPPY LEAP DAY & LEAP YEAR 2000!

© Copyright 2000 David L. White - All Rights Reserved
PhaerieChild
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since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon
1 posted 2000-02-29 05:38 PM


deleeme...this was sooo cute. Thanx for the grins. My Leap Day ain't too bad either.

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho



Janet Marie
Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554

2 posted 2000-02-29 06:01 PM


david...your creativity and humor are always a treat...and I'll take the extra day with gratitude...as it gives me one more day till rent is due!! LOL
take care,jm

Munda
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since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands
3 posted 2000-02-29 06:08 PM


I don't know whether to ROTFLMAO or cry...my leap day is already gone by !! Thanks for the laughs David  
Dennis L. White
Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.
4 posted 2000-02-29 06:10 PM


Thanks for the Leap Day advice, Did you gain this vast knowledge by personal experience??
l.o.l This sure was entertaining, Fluffy.
Dennis :^)

 Poetry is the expression of thoughts which awake the higher and nobler emotions, or their opposites, with words arranged to some accepted convention.........or maybe not! Dennis :^)

Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley
5 posted 2000-02-29 06:42 PM


Cute poem! And we should wish all those leap year babies a happy birthday....  
Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
6 posted 2000-02-29 06:47 PM


Do-Wop - Do-Wop - De-Leeme - De-Leeme

Pretty cute.... as usual..

Julie
Senior Member
since 1999-08-20
Posts 739
Houston, TX
7 posted 2000-02-29 07:17 PM


I am with Nan...Do-Wap. Creative guy you are. Putting smiles on our faces again.
Little_Spyro
Senior Member
since 2000-01-09
Posts 659
San Diego, CA, USA
8 posted 2000-02-29 07:19 PM


LOL! This is great, David! Very, very creative!   Hope to see more of your work, because so far it is lookin' good!  

Little Spyro T. Dragon

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
9 posted 2000-02-29 08:25 PM


Thanks David! This did put a smile on my face and gave me a laugh too!    

Happy Leap Day to you too!

Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
10 posted 2000-02-29 08:36 PM


Well, I managed to stay away from all the dangers presented here, and it's almost time for these eyes to find darkness, but I am happy they found your neat poem before that time came. Thanks for sharing your day with us.
Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

11 posted 2000-02-29 09:58 PM


This is delightful, David!  

Denise

twinsgd
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since 2000-02-13
Posts 416
Ontario,Canada
12 posted 2000-02-29 09:59 PM


Ouch.....I should have read this before I went to work today..lol...lots of fun.
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