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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-04-01 11:28 AM

If to predilections you're disposed
I guess that makes you one of those
who's exhibiting a certain bent,
but don't go where my thoughts just went.

It's a situation I'll redress
though prurience I must confess
conspired to lead my mind askew
affecting how I picture you.

It's the public speakers' oldest trick
envision folks without a lick
of their clothing on to calm your nerves
exposing multitudes of curves!

But, before I take this thing too far
just let me say that as things are
all you non-believers who might scoff
had best make sure your web-cam's off!

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

1 posted 2011-04-01 11:42 AM

LOL! too cute

thanks for the smile
Lori

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

2 posted 2011-04-01 11:55 AM

LOL ... LOVED THIS!!

and so right

j.

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

3 posted 2011-04-01 12:35 PM

Lori and jwesley,
April fools! Ha ha, made yuh look!

Doc

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

4 posted 2011-04-03 02:25 PM

Very clever, Dr. Moose. Enjoyed.
Ida

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

5 posted 2011-04-03 04:21 PM

You sure make rhyming look so easy. Very clever!

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

6 posted 2011-04-04 08:09 AM

Ida,
Thanks, just having a little fun on April Fools.
Doc

Mysteria,
Thank you. Actually, for me, the hard part is to not rhyme, I've tried, but the results
are usually horrendous. I envy some of the free stylers here who can pull it off without resorting to convention.
Doc
Doc

Klassy Lassy
Member Elite

since 2005-06-28

Posts 2187
Oregon

7 posted 2011-04-04 06:42 PM

Rhyme is not that easy, and you write marvelous rhyming verse! I enjoy it a lot, and love the levity, too.

ethome
Member Patricius

since 2000-05-14

Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada

8 posted 2011-04-04 08:26 PM

GGGeeeeeezzzz!!

It's off now!

Eric

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

9 posted 2011-04-04 08:48 PM

I did it once but never since
Picturing the audience
Sitting there without a stitch
As I made my poetic pitch.

SInce they were in their seventies
Their skin moved like the rolling seas.
The wrinkles were like fields plowed
And made it hard to speak aloud!

Clothing covers many sins
Like cellulite and double chins.
If I could choose, I must confess
I'd rather see them fully dressed!!!

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

10 posted 2011-04-05 07:53 AM

Klassy Lassy,
Thanks for the kind words, I guess it just comes naturally to me.
Doc

Eric,
Lol, kind of a spooky thought, having your monitor monitoring you.
Doc

Balladeer,
Lmao @ your poetic reply, yeah, not too sure I'd want to see my audience either.
Doc

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