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Three Mice In A Bottle

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Paul Wilson
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Three Mice In A Bottle
By Paul Wilson

One night three mice were rummaging thru an alley
looking for a forth of July feast
Coming down the ally was Morris the cat
He was one hell of a beast

The three mice took refuge in this bottle
laying there on the ground
Morris searched high and low for them
A better hiding place couldnít be found

An hour passed and Morris left the scene
he was on his way to his lady's pad
The three mice knew they were safe
in the bottle they were glad

A drunk came staggering by
And decided too sit for awhile
He sat down next to the bottle
and seeing the three mice he had too smile

The drunk looked at the mice
and wondered what was wrong
They never ran from him
they were singing a song

The drunk picked up the bottle
and read the label real slow
Eighty five percent alcohol
the name Seagramís V.O

The drunk picked up the bottle
and screwed the lid on real tight
He found his buddies down the street and said
guyís meet my drinking buddies tonight

Their names are Deer, Long John and Toe
where they come from I havenít a clue
Now their drunk like me and you
on this day we celebrate the Red White and Blue



~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul
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There's my Paullie!

I've missed my cuddle bear too, and I'm happy to see you joining the fun!

(and izzit hot enough for ya? we'll be grilling at sundown today)

and *hic*

You're more than welcome to join the fun, but leave the V.O. at your house. (There's already enough vermin runnin' round my neighborhood.)

Love you m'friend!
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2 posted 07-04-2005 06:07 PM       View Profile for Paul Wilson   Email Paul Wilson   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paul Wilson

Serenity...Glad too hear I'm not the only one burning up. No V.O. for me, I couldn't handle it.

I'm cooking some burgers and having too work this holiday.
Enjoy the fire works in the Big Easy tonight.

Take Care my friend...Paul

~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul

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LOL...ok this is too cute!! Thanks for joining the craziness!!


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Poet deVine...Glad you enjoyed this craziness. I figured if I was going color blind I might as well celebrate it with ya'll.

Does the membership card mean I am an offical mouseketeer????

~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul
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5 posted 07-04-2005 07:26 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Yeah Paul!!!
Good for you joining in.
You've got your offical card and all!!
Hope you Fourth has been a safe and happy  one.
Holding hands across the border~Nancy
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Paul, you're a pet! That was mighty mouse funny! I hope that you are enjoying your July 4th! Flag

Loves 'n Laughs

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LOL...loved this Paul

thanks
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8 posted 07-05-2005 07:17 AM       View Profile for Paul Wilson   Email Paul Wilson   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paul Wilson

Nancy...Happy forth to you dear lady. Thanks for the welcome...Paul

Linda...Glad you enjoyed this. Thanks for the read...Paul

Dixie...So glad too hear from you. I'm glad you liked this, I had loads of fun writing it...Paul

~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul

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This was way cute, Paul!  Hope your 4th was Happy!!!
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10 posted 07-06-2005 01:11 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

do you know that once we had a half empty beer bottle in the garage of our  first home and the next morning there was a mouse in it so fat he couldn't get out!!!  Guess he was thirsty but picked the wrong place to  drink.



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