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W.O.R.K.

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WhiteRose
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since 07-23-2002
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somebody's dungeon


0 posted 07-03-2005 09:03 PM       View Profile for WhiteRose   Email WhiteRose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for WhiteRose


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by  
hand.  

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone  
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.  

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should  
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to  
the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as  
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).  

The quickest acting WINE type is called  
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can  
afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer  
(CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely  
eliminated from your system.  

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you  
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus  
is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).  

Update 05-05-05:  

After extensive testing it has been concluded that  
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more  
generous application.
--  

thought this was funny
© Copyright 2005 Anne Thompson - All Rights Reserved
passing shadows
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since 08-26-99
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displaced


1 posted 07-03-2005 09:07 PM       View Profile for passing shadows   Email passing shadows   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for passing shadows

that is funny!

thanks for sharing
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


2 posted 07-03-2005 09:53 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine





Now if the cure for loss of muse was so easy I'd be writing right now!!!! LOL


Thanks!!
Earth Angel
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since 08-27-2002
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Realms of Light


3 posted 07-04-2005 01:37 AM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel


I just realized that "work" is a four-letter word! ~ Go figure! lol

Thanks for the info! Fore-warned is to be fore-armed! Bottoms up!  Cheers



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Kellie_Cantrell
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since 05-22-2002
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Washington State


4 posted 07-04-2005 02:35 PM       View Profile for Kellie_Cantrell   Email Kellie_Cantrell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kellie_Cantrell

omg that was hilarious.... time for a little bit of revenge.. I forwarded this to everyone who dared send me a forward in the last month. hehe
sweetpoetess
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since 02-27-2005
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Florida


5 posted 07-04-2005 03:02 PM       View Profile for sweetpoetess   Email sweetpoetess   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetpoetess

LOL I can't stop laughing.

Poetry is beauty in words.
    

Kellie_Cantrell
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since 05-22-2002
Posts 1680
Washington State


6 posted 07-06-2005 12:03 AM       View Profile for Kellie_Cantrell   Email Kellie_Cantrell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kellie_Cantrell

hehe, so i sent it as a forward, and i ended up getting it 3 times lol
iliana
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since 12-05-2003
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USA


7 posted 07-06-2005 02:02 AM       View Profile for iliana   Email iliana   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for iliana

lol...very funny!
nakdthoughts
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since 10-29-2000
Posts 19275
Between the Lines


8 posted 07-06-2005 01:08 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

loved it !!!

Nice to see you
M
 
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