There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to
the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can
afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer
(CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus
is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more
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