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Toerag the Mathemetician
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Toerag the Mathemetician |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Toerag had spent the night in bars and he was heading back. He saw ole LongJohn in the alley, carryin' a sack. "Hey, LongJohn! What you got there, boy?" said Toerag, with a smile. "Got some chickens", John said. "Gonna eat them in awhile." "Hey, LongJohn!", Toe said, with a grin. "Let's have a little fun." "I guess how many's in the sack, you got to give me one." LongJohn gave a little laugh. His face was filled with glee. "You guess right, you can have them both." and Toerag screamed out "THREE!!"  |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
too clever, Balladeer! Thanks for the chuckle! Much enjoyed! miscellanea |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
And there y'go...now, can you really drag ol LJA in? Can'ya huh? double-dare ya to get his poetic rear in here...because it's been far too long for the three of you to really go at it.... bring it back... show the young'un members what it's like to be a PiPster!  |
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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Oh my goodness!! Ha ha haaaaaa !!!  |
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secondhanddreampoet Member Ascendant
since 2006-11-07
Posts 6394a 'Universalist' ! |
What a wonderful poem!......it gave me a magnificent moment of grand ‘comic relief’! [superb ‘graphics’ too!]...In 40 yrs., I have yet to succeed in writing a truly humorous poem....(that's like my ‘holy grail’!)....it seems so ‘natural and easy’ for this fine ‘poetic voice’!....boy, am I impressed! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Aint no doubt about it Old Balladeer has wit Makin' fun of Toerag's math And bags of chicken (uh, poop) But you'll see forthcoming That one poem will equal two Cuz my friend old Balladeer, I'll write one just for you. |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Let the games BEGIN! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
If it weren't that this forum is moderated I'd add a line that's X-rated But it would surely be pulled in to the forum we playfully call DM ! Oh no ... here the fun comes !!! ToeMan, Balladeer ... get it going ... someone will Fed-X it to LongJohn~ Balladeer ... this IS priceless~ *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
miscellanea...my pleasure! Glad you enjoyed it  passing shadows..glad your dog got a kick out of it!! Sunshine...drag LongJohnback? That's a tall order. The man is sailing some unknown seas, as opposed to Toerag, who is only generally "at sea". I'll try Nightshade...your guffaws are always welcome! secondhanddreampoet...comedy just comes natural to me whenever I think of Toerag! Thank you for your kind words... Toerag.....forthcoming? That's a three-syllable word! Congradulations, boy!! Your vocabulary, along with your waistline, is growing  'loper....I'm game! Margie...I know what you mean. There IS an X in Toerag but we have to play nice, right? Thanks for being there.  |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Oh boy, it's been way too long Deer since I could enjoy your witty poetry. Love it when you are in a teasing mood. ~Titia~ Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Longjohn said "You're off by one" As he headed for the door Toerag begged for one more chance "I meant to holler Four!" With my apologies to Balladeer and Toerag Take care and Have fun. Steve |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
Very cute. |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
Here's a cheer i made up for the Broncos cheerleaders but i don't know where to submit it.... Kidding ok alright kidding!!! Here it is..... Carmen SanDiego; What snow? Lake Tahoe She's the star of the show Las Vegas smoke screen wise up to the light No way Mike your in for a fight Colorado to Nevada For the love of WHO??? From Oklahoma City to seattle We got blues clues!!! Somebody tell Mike not ot shoot me for this unless it is with a photographic lens!!! kingsangel |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Dutchie...you are quite the teaser yourself! sewasham...no apology necessary. .it's the perfect arrition to the poem. Thank you! Angel4aking...phychiatric help is only a phone call away! I DO have some good lenses |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... I see y'all paid no attention to my instructions to behave while I was gone... thank goodness! *S* |
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