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The Barnyard Gobbler |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 The Barnyard Gobbler ~ Linda L. Dowd ~ I’m a proud barnyard gobbler, And I strut about all day. Fanning my tail feathers, As I dance on straw and hay. A wattle hangs beneath my beak, I have two big meaty thighs, Folks don’t think I’m pretty, ‘Cause I’ve small, red beady eyes. I’m a bird of fine distinction, Tho’ I cannot fly that well. I’m bigger than a bread box, Yet I fear that dinner bell. It’s ringing means a feathered friend, Will grace the farmer’s platter. We turkeys make like chickens, And around the yard, we scatter. The rooster crows the saddest taps, When one of us has fallen. Thanksgiving is for giving thanks, But for gobblers, it’s for bawlin’. So when you see a turkey, All stuffed with savory dressing Please show a moment of respect, And say a little blessing. “Happiness is a state of mind. Think happy! ~ Be happy!” ~ Linda L. Dowd |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Earth Angel A delight to read. Though I feel sorry for the trukey.  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Oh I love this Linda! Thanks for the smiles I needed today! hugs~Nancy Autumn, the year's last loveliest smile~ |
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Becky Mangrum Member
since 2006-10-18
Posts 56 |
That was absolutely Darling, i love it. Brought a smile to my face too, thanks. Becky |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
oh no I was thinking of drumsticks but now that this bird has talked turkey to me I feel so sad and guilty I love it Angel |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
My son Tim..(16) was fortunate to get to go turkey hunting this past March or April. He brought home a turkey that weighed just shy of 18 pounds, had nice spurs and beard to go with it....a big bird, and you are right, they don't fly well...especially when they are startled and take off like B-52 bombers, crashing through trees.... |
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MAVBEAR Junior Member
since 2006-10-19
Posts 33Louisiana |
Lawdy, Lawdy, EA, sheesh, this nuff to make me sweer off the bird,,,mmmm ,,wunda how gata taste, heard just like chiken enjoyed the write Mav |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
But Linda....it tastes so good!!!  |
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seraphin Senior Member
since 2000-09-24
Posts 1004Michigan |
Linda, You are truly a wonder! This is just the smile that was sorely needed. Thank you! Sandra |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
I'll never look at a roasted turkey the same way again. Very cute and clever. Thanks for the chuckle. Take care and Have fun. Steve |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
You are too cute, my little Linda Lou! I sure liked this one a bunch. You see, "turkey" is a name of great sentiment in our family...there's Big Turkey (that's my mom) and Little Turkey (that's my daughter) and when the daughter was little, she and my mom would get on the telephone long distance and gobble at each other...no kidding. Ever since that the nicknames stuck. Of course, I like the real turkey, too...and I will be saying prayers of thanks for all three on Thanksgiving. KBHBLY.....lily jo |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
Clever and cute...it brought a smile to my face. May I have mine with gravey? INclan |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
One thinks and thinks and then still gives thanks in a most barbaric way and I'm as guilty as the next one. I don't know ... something's wrong somewhere but I did enjoy your words, Linda. |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh Linda, I love this. But then, I love all that you write. This is so cute. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good morning, Mr. T. ~ I have compassion for all living things. I had to convince myself as a child that meat grew on trees! The thought of eating any animal was repugnant to me. Mind you, having O+ blood suggests that I should eat meat so every once in a while, I'll go into my heavenly garden and pluck a little steak off my beef tree! lol  Loveya, T-Man EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Nice Nancy ~ I'm pleased to have been able to provide you with the smile that you needed this fine Fall day! Keep the faith and keep on smilin' darlin'! Warm, autumal hug 'n a smile, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Becky ~ A "Darling" of a reply from a little Darling! Thank you! May you have a very pleasant day! Loving Light EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lady Kate ~ Perhaps you could be of the mindset that I am! ~ Turkey drumsticks grow on trees! Than it is as if you are eating a meaty fruit from and orchard! lol Loves 'n hugs, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Magnus ~ Do you enjoy eating the spurs and the beard? lol  My Dad was a hunter and I had to witness the carnage and then I was forced to eat the kill. My knees still go weak when I recall those times. I eventually refused to play a part in the killings (like spotting the prey) and that's when I had to convince myself that deer, partridges, fish etc. grew on trees so that I could eat them as I was made to. To each his own. Becoming a hunter is a right of passage for some young men. Sounds as though your Tim is quite a man! ~ Just like his father. Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
MAV ~ Oh, I do so have a guilt trip whenever I eat meat, fish or fowl. The vegetarian diet doesn't provide all the nutrients my body needs. Small amounts of meat give me the stength I need. So I'm a guilty eat-meater. lol Turkey is delicious! Expecially the ones that grow on trees! lol Loving hug 'n a smile, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Martie ~ A plate of turkey sure as dickens beats the stuffing out of a plate of tofu! ~ Mind you, I practically live on soy products. The turkey gave his life for our feast of thanks and all I'm suggesting is that we bless him before we gobble him all up! Love & Thankfulness, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
seraphin ~ Good morning, Sandra. Keep that smile of yours smiling brightly! It's contagious! Love & Turkey Light, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
PS EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sewashen ~ I hope that you will still be able to enjoy your roasted turkey dinner! At least make it worth the turkey's while! He'll have given his life up for you, so the least you could do is to eat his neck and his legs! lol Sorry, I'm getting a bit silly. I had a very late night last night out turkey shooting! NOT ! Just jestin' with you my new friend!  Loves 'n hugs, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
iliana ~ lol God bless you and all the other 'turkeys' in your family! Just make sure that you roast the birdie ones! Always love to hear from you, lily jo Turkey. KBHBLY 2 |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
INClan ~ Would you like a tart plum sauce instead of gravy on some turkey that I grew in my garden? lol Good to hear from you! Giving you a big, warm hug, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Honey, I do so agree! I'm just as guilty as the next one! I bless the turkey, I eat the turkey, I thank the turkey, ~ and I still feel guilty!!! ~ But my body feels enriched and well-nourished as God would want me to be! Loveya! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Smartest Chick ~ Your faithful loyalty, humbles me. Thank you, Sweet Sue! You never seem to miss a beat of my pumping pen!  Linda |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(sigh) This made me both smile for the wonderful pictures you paint and sad for the poor turkey too, as though I became vegetarian a few years ago, it certainly wasn't because I believe eating meat is cruel, as I believe everyone has the right to do so and it isn't cruel, but because so many plants weren't respecting the animals and were brutalizing them and caging them wrongfully! (sad sigh) However, if this turkey was made for food the right way, then I am happy overall, yay, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah Angel ~ Greetings, my vegetarian friend! I've tried to be one, but I always fail at it. My body feels as though it is lacking something and my energy takes a dive. Mind you, the mainstay of my diet is that of fruits, dairy, grains, legumes, and vegetables ~ but my body needs its meat. Not copious amounts of it, just a bit every now and then. I must add that I am certainly glad to be at the top of the food chain! Loveyalots, Linda |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL.... G'head... lay on the guilt... I'll still ladle on the gravy and enjoy! LOL Excellent write, my friend... thanks for the grins! *S* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Belle ~ Would you care for one scoop or two of the gravy goo? lol Actually, I'll take two! (With a tinge of guilt on the side!) Loveya! Linda |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Just make sure my gravy is giblet-free. LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Belle ~ No problemo! Dem gizzards 'n giblets would turn me own liver green! xo Linda |
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