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aziza
Member Elite

since 2006-07-09

Posts 2995
Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy!

0 posted 2006-10-03 11:04 PM

Hey Batman,
It’s Robbin’
I am robbin’ your cape
And I am robbin’ your heart
You big ugly bat ape
So, drive around in your cool black bat car
‘Cause when I am done robbin’ it
You won’t get very far
You can try to hide behind your little bat mask
But, hey Batman,
It’s Robbin’ and I am robbin’ your ass!
Batman, I’ve had it with all you super heroes
So, I am kicking your butt and tossin’ out your ego
You think you have power and that you won’t die
But, hey Batman,
I’m Robbin’ and I can make you cry.
Hey, Batman,
It’s Robbin’
And I am robbin’ your pride
I have had it with you and this is not a free ride
So get on your walkin’ shoes and walk out my front gate
Hey Batman,
It’s Robbin’
You can beg to come back, but it’s simply too late.

aziza

[This message has been edited by aziza (10-03-2006 11:42 PM).]

seraphin
Senior Member

since 2000-09-24

Posts 1004
Michigan

1 posted 2006-10-03 11:26 PM

Alison, were we nippin' a little something to ward off an autumn chill maybe?

I love this, just a smile at the perfect time.

And on a personal note, I never trust a man whose legs look better in tights than mine do. My personal credo

Sandra

The Lady
Member Rara Avis

since 2005-12-26

Posts 7634
The Southwest

2 posted 2006-10-03 11:26 PM

well
I think you told him
aziza
and I enjoyed every word...

Triskaidekaphobia
Member

since 2003-02-05

Posts 251
In a state of disrepair...

3 posted 2006-10-04 07:26 AM

Holy theiving super heroes Batman! That is just great

Thanks for the poem...

"The world won't end in darkness, it'll end in family fun
With Coca Cola clouds behind a Big Mac sun."

One God by The Beautiful South

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

4 posted 2006-10-04 07:40 AM

this is cute

Kira Aso
Member

since 2006-09-26

Posts 351
Closer to Hell...

5 posted 2006-10-04 10:38 AM

(Laughs) This was too cool! Great job!

Hugs and Hershey bars for you!!!

Edward Grim
Senior Member

since 2005-12-18

Posts 1154
Greenville, South Carolina

6 posted 2006-10-04 02:57 PM

Clever, your sense of humor is wonderful.

You know, I always thought that Robin was getting shafted in that deal, lol. Great piece!

Once you are truly insane, it’s all picnics with Kafka after that. See, it’s the process of going crazy that you gotta worry about.

Refugee
Member

since 2006-08-04

Posts 97

7 posted 2006-10-04 03:54 PM

This was hysterical.

The original ambiguously gay duo. lol

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