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A Poem to You from a Body Part
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A Poem to You from a Body Part |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
A Poem to You from a Body Part (Written for my friend who had a vasectomy) I am here to tell you straight and true You need to think about what you are about to do I have been your closest friend for such a long time Without me in your life, you wouldn’t feel so damn fine. So take all the time you need to think this through You best consider what you are about to do But, just so you fully understand The pleasure you felt didn’t just come from your hand. It was ME who made your little face smile And it is ME who can make you reach for a pill vial I have the power and don’t you forget it, my friend I am the one who can put your sexual joys to an end So take a snip at me, but just so you are aware I can go away tomorrow and really not care BUT how will you feel if I am no longer here at all? I can only think you would feel pretty small Best you remember that it’s me under that knife All so you can have some hassle free life Ha! I’ll let you get away with it just this one time Try it again and you’ll be buying Viagra on line. aziza |
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themute Member
since 2006-05-08
Posts 469Maryland |
Hilarious, I love it I am the two-toed wanderer |
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