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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-08-10 07:45 AM



If Balladeer was president,
the whole world would be free,
Of roaches-ticks and mice and such,
(Democrats and fleas)

He'd have me as his running mate
In case he might fall ill,
I'd also be his bodyguard,
And provide the house with "swill"

Hillary would be his maid,
Martha Stewart would cook his "feed"
Al Sharpton would be his caddy,
The Oval office a par three.

Scooby Doo's his dog of choice,
Always by his side,
Bill Clinton his advisor,
In case he needs to lie.

He'd rid the world of dangerous things,
(Termites of mass destruction)
His State of the Union speeches,
Would rhyme with bodily functions.

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Elizabeth Santos
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1 posted 2006-08-10 07:56 AM


Oh my, what have you done to me
My side is aching from laughter
This should last me at least a week
Thank you
Liz

divine chaos
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2 posted 2006-08-10 07:58 AM


LOL

he's got my vote -
Bally for President!!


~*Sheli*~

By words the mind is winged
~Aristophanes~

Toerag
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Ala bam a
3 posted 2006-08-10 08:00 AM


Hi ya Sweet Lizzie!!!!!!

and Chaos...I agree...he really needs a place to live!!!

Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 2006-08-10 08:01 AM


Toerag
Giddyap and woe
A kick from toe and glow.
A champagne speach for sure.
Enjoyed


LeeJ
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5 posted 2006-08-10 08:19 AM



Hillary would be his maid,
Martha Stewart would cook his "feed"
Al Sharpton would be his caddy,
The Oval office a par three.



you are magic of moring, feeding us with humor for a nice start to the day

thank you

Marge Tindal
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6 posted 2006-08-10 09:34 AM


ToeMan~

I think your muse has a case of infectious *giggles*

Hmmm ... not gonna let the secret out
but ... just let Balladeer know that
I graduated from Monica's Academy of Applied Art~
(You know ... just in case he needs a GOOD assistant)

***Now don't go getting us moved to the
'mature' forums !!!*****

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
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miscellanea
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7 posted 2006-08-10 09:44 AM


another silly to start the day!  You're a burst of energy!  

misc


Bonnie j
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8 posted 2006-08-10 09:53 AM


GeeWuzzy.......I go away for a little while and the kids (Toe & Deer) still act bad with each other. By now you two should be friendly, loving and kind. Helpful to each other. Wheeling each other around the golf greens in your little motorized golf carts as FRIENDS should do for each other. BUT No still bickering.
Now that I have scolded you two kids. I think(and that is hard) if you two kids made up
WE WOULD BE BORED TO DEATH.

Now Toe my dear. It was suggested on a poem I wrote A Cure For High Blood Pressure was just your style. Maybe just maybe you could do this for our dear ole deer.

Hugs bunches
BonBon

XOx Uriah xOX
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9 posted 2006-08-10 10:06 AM


Balladeer for President?
Toerag for Vice-President?
Ah   Makes one want to sing...
O Canada

::smiles::

SmartChick
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10 posted 2006-08-10 11:11 AM


LOL! He's got my vote.
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11 posted 2006-08-10 12:01 PM


Guess I'll have to go independent ...

Toerag
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Ala bam a
12 posted 2006-08-10 12:24 PM


INTERLOPER....DID YOU SAY YOU'RE USING DEPENDS?...
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13 posted 2006-08-10 12:47 PM


Why the heck not?  I think it would sure be an great improvement! if I lived there, he'd get my vote for sure.  LOL, morning Toe.
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14 posted 2006-08-10 01:13 PM


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, Toe, that depends upon where one sits.  In other words, it depends upon your point of view.  Now, if'n yore lookin' at the nether regions it must mean yore scandanavian... On the other hand, if yore not sittin' on 'em, you could be from the netherlands or desire to return thereto.

Now go take a swig of yore Metamusil, mixed with Ensure, over ice, stirred, not shaken!

Balladeer
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15 posted 2006-08-10 03:42 PM


Leave it to you, Toe, to put the "fun" in dysfunctional.......bum
Pilgrimage
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16 posted 2006-08-10 03:57 PM


  Sounds good to me.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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17 posted 2006-08-11 02:30 PM


That's right, Toe... Give Bally the prez position... the veep has more drinking time! LOL Just let me know where/when to cast my ballot... this is great! *S*
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