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The Girl Of His Dreams
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The Girl Of His Dreams |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
He's been lonely for some time now, No love for Balladeer Has gone to bed alone so long And his beer is mostly tears. But things are looking up Thanks to his pal Toe He introduced old Balladeer To a gal LongJohn had known She isn't much to look at Her personality don't glow, Bally met her backstage On the Jerry Springer Show. She's mean-not lean and speaks her mind, Has a dynamite left hook Just a few teeth missing Has a microwave to cook. She's been in prison only once (But her face would still break out) Bally takes her golfing And to the wrestling bouts |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
uh oh..this is getting "mean"  M |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Humph! I take exception to that! I may have gone to prison, but I got out early on good behavior! ~ winky wink! lol I wrote "LJ 'n Bally 'n Toe 'n Me" in response to this piece of hysteria! Loves 'n Laughs Lindy Lou |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Oh... the poor man... *G* I'm betting he drinks the cheap beer... so the tears at least give it some taste. LOL But with a great pal like you, his woes will soon be over... or just started. *G* Enjoyed this! |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Hey there you ol trouble maker you enjoyed this a lot...  good to see you in there writing again... |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
And you're stalking them? A fun rhyme! Rae |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
You are such a pal, worrying about poor Deer. Not many men would send their sister to keep Deer company. Glad to have you and Deer back on the blue pages keeping us laughing. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 I'm glad you help out your friends. But I'm not looking for a guy, so you can quit scribbling my phone number on the privy walls, okay?Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It's actually Balladeer's sister...(he just doesn't know it).... |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Hi Toe What a cute poem, Sweetie. I've got to go find that challenge. LOL Huggies,  Ethel's Creations Ethel's Love Poetry |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, well, I see it's time to take the gloves off and do a little spanking....see ya around  |
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