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Belly Nostril?

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dgvarner
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0 posted 08-08-2006 01:08 PM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for dgvarner

(This is for Toerag's humor day poetry challenge!)



Got a crater in my belly--
I don’t know where it came from!
Not much fits in there
But I can stick my finger in it
Maybe…I dunno…a penny?
Nope, that falls right out…
I got some toys here, let me see—
Uh-uh, they don’t fit…
Got a crater in my belly
I wonder what it’s for…
A hole of sorts, that sits right there
A sink-hole type of belly nostril
I dunno, it might be a problem—
     Hey!  
You got one too?!


-dgvarner
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[This message has been edited by dgvarner (08-08-2006 11:27 PM).]

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seraphin
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1 posted 08-08-2006 01:15 PM       View Profile for seraphin   Email seraphin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for seraphin

This is WONDERFUL! You've got my vote.
Earth Angel
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2 posted 08-08-2006 01:15 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

When I saw your rib-ticklin' title, I knew I was in for a haha poem for Toe's challenge!

Yeppers! I've got a belly nostril too! Mind you, I'd wager it'd hold a silver dollar quite easily! lol

Adorable pic!!!

Loving Light & Laughter,
Linda
LeeJ
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3 posted 08-08-2006 01:22 PM       View Profile for LeeJ   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LeeJ

awww, LOL this is my favorite...how precious
how so a child...they surely are a God Sent, are they not....

hugs to you and yours
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4 posted 08-08-2006 01:42 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

DG~
ADORABELLY done~

If he doesn't crack a smile over this one ... he's ready for us to bury six feet under~

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

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dgvarner
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5 posted 08-08-2006 11:31 PM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dgvarner

Hey, thanks for your replies!  
I didn't get a chance to read anyone elses poetry but couldn't resist giving "humor day" a try!  LOL

hugs, g

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