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Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

0 posted 2006-08-08 11:53 AM

Modern Addiction

Di-hydrogen monoxide:
I dearly need a fix.
My palms are slick and sweaty,
my tummy’s feeling sick.
I’m weak and can’t stop panting–
I’ve got to have some quick.
Di-hydrogen monoxide:
I need another fix.

Chemical dependence
is a noxious ugly thing;
with a noose around my neck
I’m a puppet on a string.
I tried to live without it
but my blood began to sing–
di-hydrogen monoxide
makes the dealer’s cashbox ring.

I was born addicted,
there’s no way that I can win.
Di-hydrogen monoxide
makes me float and spin.
I can’t escape its calling,
I see it everywhere.
Di-hydrogen monoxide–
I feel it in the air.

It can kill and it can cripple,
but we crave it, young and old,
di-hydrogen monoxide:
O God!
The last bottle was sold.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

1 posted 2006-08-08 12:02 PM

Now I know for a fact that both you and Toe are certifiably funny~

Thank you for joining in gal ... you crack me up~

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email - noles1@totcon.com

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2006-08-08 12:13 PM

One bottle of di-hydrogen monoxide coming up to feed that addiction of yours!

I will ask Toe to move over to make room for you and Marge at the funny farm!

Who ever said that pilgrims didn't have a sense of humor?!?

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2006-08-08 02:01 PM

glug... glug... glug... *G*

Never fear, my dear.... my refrigerator's near! *S*

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 2006-08-08 04:38 PM

AND...IT ALL COMES UP SMOOTH!!!...Well done pilgrim...

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

5 posted 2006-08-08 11:40 PM

Guess you better get a new dealer!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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